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Once Nic had to bail on a date and so he sent Hannah to apologize for him and Jack and Hannah ended up having a sleepover and Nic comes home to find his sister and his boyfriend in matching footsie pajamas drinking rootbeer floats and watching the first Pokemon movie
After Nic and Jack have sex for the first time, Jack turns to Nic and says "So, what's it like, then? After death."
And Nic just rolls over and says with a deadpan "From what I can gather, kinda like bringing up your existential bullshit after you bone your boyfriend for the first time."
"Oh," Says Jack, and then considers it, "Well, that's pretty nice."
"I cannot believe-" Says Nic, before Jack interrupts.
"Haha, bone! That was a pun."
And Nic just lights a cigarette and stares at the ceiling for like an hour.
After several months of unsuccsessful flirting, Jack just grabs Nic by the hands and in the most loving, caring, genuine voice just says "Nic, I would like to have sex with you. Very much. I would very much enjoy having sex with you, if you would like to. Please sleep with me."
And Nic is just like "Oh yeah, sure. Why didn't you just say so? Wanna get pizza first though?"
And Jack is just like
EXT. A CUTESY BRIDAL SHOP - EARLY MORNING
JACK PETERS is a handsome young man in a chef's jacket and ratty jeans. He has a blob of frosting on his nose, but doesn't seem to notice. He appears to be waiting for someone. He's probably whistling even though it's really early, because he's just that sort of guy.
NICHOLAS HAYES comes around the corner, rushed. He's in the same uniform we saw him in before, only much more well kept and looks slightly anxious. He has a ceramic cup of coffee and is running late.
JACK PETERS
Oh, uh, hey.
NICHOLAS HAYES
Hello? Uhm, we're not open yet, if-
JACK PETERS
No. I know. I'm Jack. I work down at the bakery, and Jane said-
NICHOLAS HAYES
You work for Jane?
JACK PETERS
Yes! Hello. She said I should come introduce myself. I'm Jack.
NICHOLAS HAYES
You said. So you're Jack and Jane?
(he hesitates)
That's not the joke. It's Jack and Jill, isn't it?
JACK PETERS
Oh. Haha. Uhm. Yeah. Well, anyway I'd better get going, we have a big order to do. It was nice meeting you, uh-
NICHOLAS HAYES
Nicholas. Or Nick. Nice to meet you.
JACK PETERS
Same. Later!
EXT. A CUTESY BRIDAL SHOP - Night, a different day
JACK PETERS is waiting outside the shop, wearing a hoodie and the same ratty jeans.
NICHOLAS HAYES exits the shop, wearing a jacket over his uniform.
JACK PETERS
Hey!
NICHOLAS HAYES
Oh. Hey Jack, uhm, we're closed.
JACK PETERS
Yeah I know. I'm sorry. I just wanted to drop this off
(He hands Nicholas a check)
Jane asked me to drop this off for your aunt. I'll see you later, Nicholas.
NICHOLAS HAYES
Right. Thanks. Uh, later?
JACK PETERS
Later.
INT. A CUTESY BRIDAL SHOP - DAY
NICHOLAS is wiping off the counter as JACK enters, wearing a chef's jacket and holding a ridiculously large cake.
JACK PETERS
Hey
NICHOLAS HAYES
Hello Jack. Do you need help?
JACK PETERS
No. Here.
NICHOLAS HAYES
Receipt?
JACK PETERS
Huh?
NICHOLAS HAYES
The receipt. For the cake.
JACK PETERS
Oh, uh, right.
(he struggles to pull something out of his back pocket)
Here.
NICHOLAS HAYES
Thanks, Jack. I'll see you later.
JACK PETERS
Right. Uhm. Hey, so, there's this new coffee place down the road. It's really good.
NICHOLAS HAYES
Oh, that's cool.
JACK PETERS
Well, yeah. You always have coffee so I thought-
A YOUNG WOMAN approached the counter, ready to make a purchase or ask a question.
NICHOLAS HAYES
I'll check it out, thanks, Jack. I'll see you.
JACK PETERS
(dejected)
Right. Later.
EXT. A CUTESY BRIDAL SHOP - SUNSET
JACK PETERS is leaning against the window, he's dressed nicely.
NICHOLAS HAYES exits the shop hurriedly, looking worried.
JACK PETERS
Hey!
NICHOLAS HAYES
Hey Jack, we're-
JACK PETERS
Closed. I know, I was-
EUGENE SCOTT
Tick tock, Nicholas. That poltergeist isn't going to exorcise itself.
NICHOLAS HAYES
Bye Jack!
Nicholas runs off
JACK PETERS
...later.
EXT. A CUTESY BRIDAL SHOP - Morning
JACK PETERS is waiting outside. He has frosting on his nose and a determined expression.
NICHOLAS HAYES comes around the corner. He's listening to music, drinking coffee, and looks distinctly not rushed.
JACK PETERS
Hey, Nic, there you are! I've been waiting.
NICHOLAS HAYES
Huh? Oh -
(He pulls out his earbuds, taken by surprise)
Hey Jack. Uhm. It's like eight in the morning...
JACK PETERS
Well, no, actually it's nine now, but-
NICHOLAS HAYES
Oh. Whoops. I better open then, huh.
JACK PETERS
Late night?
NICHOLAS HAYES
You could say that. It usually is.
JACK PETERS
(playfully)
Playing with your witch-y stuff again?
NICHOLAS HAYES
(completely serious)
No. I'm not a witch, my sister is.
JACK PETERS
Oh. Right. Uhm...
NICHOLAS HAYES
I was working on my blog, actually. You have frosting on your face, by the way.
JACK PETERS
(embarrassed)
Oh! Shoot, uhm
JACK wipes at his face, but still can't get the frosting off.
NICHOLAS HAYES
Here.
NICHOLAS wipes the frosting off and licks his finger, apparently completely unaware of the implications of this.
NICHOLAS HAYES
Mm. Buttercream. Hey, did you need something or were you just hanging around the store at the crack of dawn for kicks?
JACK PETERS
(flustered)
Oh. Yeah, I just- I wanted to give you these.
JACK hands NICHOLAS a stack of paper that he pulled out of his jacket.
NICHOLAS HAYES
OK?
JACK PETERS
They're receipts and bills and...I don't know. Jane told me to give them to you so you could give them to your aunt.
NICHOLAS HAYES
I'll deal with it. Thanks. Was that all?
JACK PETERS
Yes. No. Uh...I was going to ask, uhm. If you were free after work? Like...6ish maybe, or?
NICHOLAS HAYES
Well, yeah, unless I get a client or-
JACK PETERS
GREAT! I mean. Great. Wow, that's...I just repeated myself. Anyway. I wanted to get coffee, or something, if you're interested.
NICHOLAS HAYES
(completely oblivious)
Yeah, sure. I like coffee. Should I meet you, or?
JACK PETERS
(nervous, but thrilled)
No! Yes? No, it's fine, I'll stop by here. At six. Right. See you then.
NICHOLAS HAYES
(slightly confused)
OK? See you, Jack.
JACK PETERS
Bye!
Jack skips off while NICHOLAS finally unlocks the shop.
NICHOLAS HAYES
later?
SCENE 3: Don't worry there are ladies in this show, too
yeah I finished writing scene 1 :U
LA DEADSPACE (more characters)
JANE NELSONN is a 24 year old werewolf who makes a mean batch of brownies and is addicted to 'Cake Boss'. She works as a cake decorator and gets around via roller blades.
RONI VALANCE is really old, and is a vampire. Technically they can't eat garlic, but, man, have you ever HAD garlic bread from that pizza place down the block? They work in tech support and are one of Jane's housemates.
MELINDA ZABAT is a disillusioned barista who inherited the ancient ability to control and talk to serpents. She's always wanted to be a comic book super villain, which is probably why she always wears stilettos and push-up bras.
RON is the 4th housemate, who is really rather unremarkable. Whoops.
L.A. DEADSPACE
NICHOLAS HAYES is 20 year-old college drop-out who has the unfortunate ability to communicate with the dead. He likes strong coffee and shitty indie bands, and works part-time in a bridal shop when he's not helping lost souls find their way.
HANNAH PETERSON is Nicholas's 18 year old step-sister and roommate. She can't talk to ghosts, but IS a practicing witch.
LANE SU is Hannah's college boyfriend. He is not a practicing witch.
JACK PETERS is Nicholas's sort of boyfriend who works at the bakery that contracts with the bridal shop. He has an unfortunate tendency to get frosting on his face.
MARYANNE RISTOW is Nicholas's best friend and Jack's ex-girlfriend. She used to work at the bridal shop, but is now a full time student who still doesn't believe in ghosts, but is really good at biology
EUGENE SCOTT is a ghost who hangs around with Nicholas, but not because he has a crush or anything like that.
HARRY HAYES is Nicholas's estranged father.
PENNY HAYES is Nicholas's step-mother.
HENNRIETE HAYES is Nicholas's aunt who owns a bridal shop and took him in. She may have ulterior motives
