#laceyjean

[coltonslim]

TEXT 🤠 COLCEY

Colton: Howdy, lil lady! You reckon you'd be free to hang out sometime soon? I'm in the mood to celebrate being alive and who better to celebrate with than the gal who saved me!

Colton: Shoot, you don't like being called "lil lady"! Let's just pretend I called you something way better than that then so that you'll say yes to seeing me!

[berniewijanto]

text 💬 bercey j

Bernie: She high fived me out of pity.

Bernie: I guess she doesn't know about the five minute rule. Those Doritos were either getting eaten or sent to triangle heaven, there was no reason to feel bad for me!

[louiselefou]

TEXT 😘 LALALA

Louise: LADIES, I have a very important question -- how badly do you two want to kiss Scooter Pendragon? 1 being an 'no thank you' and 10 being an 'I'm doing it in my mind RIGHT NOW and damn is it steamy'!

[soldealva]

TEXT 🤔 LASOLJ

Sol: What's a good synonym for 'thickheaded'?

[coltonslim]

TEXT ☺️ COLCEYJ

Colton: Hey there, lass! I might not see you right now but I'll bet my bottom you're smiling 🤠🤠🤠

[chelseacottontail]

TEXT 🌞 CHACEY J

Chelsea: College is already so much better than high school! My first class today wasn't until 11 so I didn't wake up until 10! And the classrooms are so much bigger, like big auditoriums!

Chelsea: The only thing that could make it even better is if that beautiful library was outside, under the sun, surrounded by flowers. Do you think we could convince them to do that? Like with a petition maybe?

[brangwenboogie]

TEXT 😖 BRACEY J

Bran: Apparently telling someone that if they were a bug they'd be a dung beetle is considered rude now?

Bran: I've always considered it a huge compliment, because dung beetles are hard workers! Some species of them can bury dung 250 times their own mass in just one night!

Bran: Anyway, they threw a drink on me. Which makes them much more like bombardier beetles if you ask me.

[zacbocuse]

text 💬 zaceyj

Zac: I am literally ashamed of what I would do for a Klondike bar.