#lady meme

[highkingfen]

The Magicians Ladies Meme  △ △ △ quotes/scenes [1/5]:

There must be another way

[antvnger]

We’re fine, wife was just trying to figure out why her knee was hurting. Just a torn ligament. Also it was the anniversary of my dad eating my fortune cookie fortune. (It said “tonight you’ll get lucky”)

-Meme Lord.

*snorts* That’s some fortune, Meme Lord.

And poor Lady Meme, a torn ligament sucks. Been there. Hopefully it won’t be too long before she feels better.

[antvnger]

Why did the fungi leave the party?

Because there wasn’t much room!

-Meme Lord (or should it be Joke Lord? lol)

Nah it should still be Meme Lord. It’s more fitting! Besides, that would mean your wife would be Lady Joke…and that sounds like trouble waiting to happen honestly.

[antvnger]

So, we got the apartment cleaned fifteen minutes before the in-laws got here, and after catching up they took Lady Meme and I out to Olive Garden. I’m still full from it lol.

-Meme Lord

Ohhhhhh Olive Garden! That’s such a good restaurant. Their breadsticks are awesome. I don’t know what it is about them, but they’re perfect.

And kudos to getting the house cleaned in the nick of time, Meme Lord.

[antvnger]

So I got into bed the other night and my wife (who was already asleep) muttered something about tap dancing tacos.

-Meme Lord

Sooooo instead of visions of sugar plums dancing in her head, she was seeing dancing tacos, huh?

Honestly I think I’d prefer dancing tacos too.

[antvnger]

Okay, I love that you’ve started calling my wife “Lady Meme” in the tags.

-Meme Lord

I mean, it came to me in a moment of genius inspiration. I’m really really proud of that honestly.

Tell your wife she’s royalty.

And tell her if I could hire her I would.

[antvnger]

My wife just got fired from her job for having heart problems….

We’re pissed.

-a pissed off Meme Lord

Shut up, what?!

WHAT?!

I’m pissed too! That is NOT okay!

Aaaw dude, I’m so sorry. That’s horrible!

[sanic-atthedisco]

me and commander-zoeya