8 reasons
ELIZABETH SHOULD BE A PIRATE.
1.
"She should be a pirate... right??"
- Keira TWENTY YEARS LATER.
Keira's with me!
P.s. she basically doesn't remember anything except that she wanted Lizzie to be a pirate. No wonder she blocked out AWE 🤮
2.
Jack says so....
Ted and Terry go to great lengths to express/demonstrate that Jack and Elizabeth are twin flames, birds of a feather, soul mates, "peas in a pod, darling."
Jack knows who she REALLY IS.
Kay? Kay. I think we've arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, canonically.
3.
Hey Disney! Look!!! It worked out for Miss Piggy, didn't it?!?! And what about Ana-freaking-marie?! She gets to be a pirate!! Why, Disney?
4.
She is a treasure trove of pirate lore and songs. She taught Jack his favorite song. 🥹 It's her special interest.
5.
Look at her swashbuckling skills!!!! This just screams "pirate."
6.
Lizzie and the boyz. Just look at her... She's so AT HOME, so in her element when she's sandwiched between bloody pirates.
7.
#professionalpirate skills. She's cunning, she's deceptive, she's got a mind for sea battle strategy, and great leadership skills. Voted Pirate King for a reason.
8.
Real-life lady pirates. Some of them were even married to other pirates. So many missed opportunities...😩 Jack and Elizabeth should have had a flamboyant pirate wedding. I feel so cheated.
