#lady stuff

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

cried over the myrrh verse of we three kings at mass today

[shingekinomyfeelings]

Everyone should be more animalistic about everything. eating snacks. Expressing feelings. kicking your feet out in your sleep. reblog your own posts every night. What the animal inside wants

[thatgirlmegan]

lady stuff

[contac]

[antlerandbone]

I like the folk song The Black Velvet Band because it’s fun to sing, and because it’s about meeting your downfall at the hands of a woman with a memorable hair tie.

[6r1ns]

Anyone got any hot tips on how to get an undead virginial idiot from Iowa to finally knock boots with his (also undead) girlfriend?

I didn’t think undead PMS was even a thing but @fiadhnot clearly has SOMETHING lady-matters going on RN and in my professional opinion as ship’s counsellor clan morale officer a good dose of a certain D will clear the lass right up.

...asking for a friend?

[one-twisted-sister]

how about you how would your ladies react to finding out they are pregnant?

“I would be considerably happy, having the ability to give life is a blessing and honor, plus it would be a chance at having a daughter worthy of sharing my name and symbol”.

“We already have our little Deet, I would be both ecstatic and kind of scared since I’ve never been bred before, I’m pretty sure I can since I was a natural birth and all”.

“If I and a quad created something and it went full term without my body destroying it then I would hand them over to the Jades”.

“I and my pale sometimes mess around, it’s complicated to explain, I and my courting black aren’t quite there yet, but if something happened I would honestly be happy and feel blessed that I would be able to experience the joy of motherhood “.

“It is quite probable that such a thing would happen, as the Guardian I’ve handled the young from grubs to wrigglers for many, many years and have helped those whom can birth naturally just as long. It is more likely that my mate would be the one to bare us a young one. I would worry more each time she runs into battle or performs a perimeter check”.

[crispychrissy]

Update

Hey all. So, some of you know that I've been having some issues recently. I've been in and out of the hospital for the last week due to some lady issues. Basically Aunt Flo has turned into Aunt Waterfall and I'm severely anemic and dehydrated. Nothing is stopping it and I've been miserable (I'm talking like an entire package of pads in a day and a half).

I passed out while taking a shower on Wednesday because my body wasn't pumping enough blood to my brain. I ended up having to have a transfusion 2 nights ago because my body had half the amount of platelets it's supposed to have.

I threw up this morning and now I have a fever (which is making me think I'm having a reaction to the blood transfusion) but I just wanted to let you know I haven't been writing because of how sick I am. Once this clears up, I'll be good to go... So just bear with me while my body decides to do whatever the fuck it's doing.

Love you all. <3