Weiss: Human! You enter my lair & steal my treasure! Give me one reason why I should not freeze you in place & shatter you!
Flynt: Uh, f-forgive me, mighty dragon? I come from a poor village. One gold coin here could feed my people for a year.
Weiss: I do not see how that is MY problem!
Flynt: Well, what if we were to trade?
Weiss: Ha! Are you a bard? Because that'd be a good joke! What could you possibly trade for such treasure?
Flynt proceeds to play his horn
Weiss: ...
And so...
Neon: Wow, Flynt! You saved the entire village! We'll survive the winter & be ready for harvest next year! How did you slay that dragon?!
Flynt: ....Well-
The sky goes dark. Neon looks up & sees Weiss' full dragon form. Then watches as she lands, becomes her humanoid form.
Weiss: Darling~ Hurry up & return to the nest~
Flynt: Gimme a sec~
Neon: ....Nice. *fist bumps Flynt*















