#lamcer

[feuer-in-soho]

dang @ips-northstar-official even the HA goons like your canned crab meat.

[officialancer]

Bravo, my precious child!

(@pinkaddiofficial)

Thanks, Pinkdad! I did it for you! :P Also to stop Lamcer from mustaching the whole Castle Town. Haha!

It’s strange, though… it was almost like you were right there with me! I felt the same warm fuzziness then that I do now!

[riatsu1]

[feuer-in-soho]

The light tank is perfect for urban combat, providing space for infantry and with a fast firing auto cannon.

[officialancer]

Lancer!! You're back!! (＾▽＾) Congratulations on defeating Lamcer!!! It sounded reaaally hard, heehee!

So, what's new in your world??

Yeah! It was a really tough battle—but I knew I could do it! My friend Susie (not Suzy) taught me how to be really scary, my friend Kris (who kind of looks like you actually (except they’re blue)) taught me how to be super brave, and Ralsei did a great job narrating how cool I looked!

As for what’s new… it’s kinda weird, actually. Not much has been new at all, ‘cause of the whole “it’s today forever“ thing. Any shenanigans, I have to create myself! :P

But Ralsei’s been acting different since my battle with LAMCER—all on his own! He’s been spending a lot of time inside the Hearts room (he stays with them since they have so many extra beds), and he’s kind of… distracted. Like he’s busy with something. I asked everyone else, but they hadn’t noticed anything different! I guess they’re not paying much attention to him…

[officialancer]

LANECR!!!! WHAGTS UP DUDE!?!?!? MISS ME!!? LOL!!!!

FRISK!!!

My fellow rock kid!!!

I did miss you!!! Shenanigans simply aren’t the same without my EVIL ROCK KID BUDDY!!! I’ve done sooooooo many crimes while you were gone!

Also, I set a spaceship full of Lesser Lancers out into the world, so if they bully you, just use your ULTIMATE TOUGH KID ATTACK! I know you can do it—you’re WAY cooler than the Lamcer Crew!!!

[officialancer]

YOU CAN [Doin’ It] LANCER!

[Yur’oe] THE ORIGINAL [Blue Boy]!

-@salesman1997realnotfake

* The encouragement is spreading… * Lancer gains a blue circle!

[officialancer]

INTERROGATION #3: Lamcer

(Transcribed by Prince Ralsei)

LANCER: Okay, Kris, we’d better be careful! This Lamcer is a sneaky fellow!! Huh? There he is now!

A mustachioed boy who looks a lot like Lancer is now sitting on the other side of the table.

LAMCER: Ho ho! Lancer! So we meet again!

LANCER: Yes!! You just couldn’t stay away from a life of crime, could you?

LAMCER: Well, no, that would be boring.

LANCER: Oho! So it was you!

LAMCER: Huh? No it wasn’t! Come on, you have no proof!

LANCER: That’s where you’re wrong, my very handsome nemesis! The graffiti had mustaches in it! You also have a mustache!

LAMCER: Because… it’s not my mustache?

LANCER: Huh? Really? Hey, toothpaste boy! Is that true?

RALSEI: Um, yes… the graffiti mustaches were a different color and shape from Lamcer’s!

LANCER: Wow, really? I guess you really are innocent! But I’ve got my eye on you, Mr. Lamcer! I’ll never let you mustache the world! Huh? Kris! Nooooo!

Kris is wearing a mustache.

RALSEI: Um… I think it looks nice, Kris!

LANCER: No it doesn’t! Don’t fall for his tricks!

Ralsei is wearing a mustache.

LANCER: Uh oh!! Lamcer!! Stop this at once!! And Ralsei, I thought you were better than this!

RALSEI: Oh, I’m sorry, Lancer! I wanted to match with Kris and Lamcer!

LANCER: That’s it! Lamcer, get out of here! And take your mustaches with you!

LAMCER: Aw, fine. But you haven’t seen the last of me! :3P

RALSEI: H…huh? How did he say that out loud!?