#lamcer

[feuer-in-soho]

dang @ips-northstar-official even the HA goons like your canned crab meat.

[officialancer]

Lancer, meet lancer 2, lancer 3, robo lancer, and Recnal!

Oh no, this again?! I already had a whole big tough boy battle with my clones!! You can find it and much more under the tag #Lamcer. That sinister, mustachioed, strangely handsome boy was the ringleader! He caused a whole lot of trouble, that’s for sure. I bet he’s behind this somehow…

[officialancer]

Why are clone armies in this, we had no idea they existed until the Lancer's invaded.

Why is milk being stolen on there the cd people and the checker guy have infinite.

Why did you make this in the first place.

They’re not Lancers, they’re the Lamcer Crew, silly! ^-^ Well maybe they don’t SHARE!!! >:E We’re not the one who made it. :/

[officialancer]

LANECR!!!! WHAGTS UP DUDE!?!?!? MISS ME!!? LOL!!!!

FRISK!!!

My fellow rock kid!!!

I did miss you!!! Shenanigans simply aren’t the same without my EVIL ROCK KID BUDDY!!! I’ve done sooooooo many crimes while you were gone!

Also, I set a spaceship full of Lesser Lancers out into the world, so if they bully you, just use your ULTIMATE TOUGH KID ATTACK! I know you can do it—you’re WAY cooler than the Lamcer Crew!!!

[officialancer]

so, Lancer! what are you gonna do now that you defeated your clones?

Toothpaste Boy is helping me look for scattered brownie parts!

[officialancer]

hey this is an anon hate message

you have a dad

lol

Nope! I have multiple dads! Somebody asked me to say which was best once, and I— Hmm. I think I forgot. It’s all Lamcer’s fault!

[officialancer]

which is your favorite fake lancer? mine is Australia Lamcer

Um... I didn't like any of them very much :P but my LEAST favorite was Iancer with an i. That guy was creepy! He kept saying “Oh oh oh” instead of “Ho ho ho!”

[officialancer]

where the hell did lamcer get all those brownies

He made them, I think. They went stale really fast!