#clovercloverclover!

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lancer do you like cats

Ho ho ho! Of course I like my feline friends! There’s Clover and Clover and Clover—I’ve known her and she’s known me since forever! Then there’s Seam, seller of burnt burgers and sayer of silly things! Oh, and today I met Tasque Manager and all her Tasques too!

Hmm. Who else? Oh, I know! Just before, one of you clowns gave me a cat, and you all voted to name them THE THRASHER!!! It was my cool friend Susie’s idea!!

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Lancer! Little king, I have delightful news! Everyone in my inbox has been telling me about these wonderful Light World creatures called "cats"! Have you ever seen one? They are so soft-looking! (@pinkaddiofficial)

Oh… I kind of thought Cats were a Darkner thing. I mean, we have so many! Seam, Clover, Tasque Manager, every single one of the Tasques… with probably more to come! But if they have cats in the Light World, I’d love to see those too! How else are we supposed to prepare for the competition? :P

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Hypothetically, what if we stopped trying to give my son an existential crisis, hm? Thank you. - Greydad (Lancer if you receive this message please pay no mind to what may or may not have caused me to send it. You are safe here and we all care about you so very much. I hope you are doing well.)

Ho ho ho!! Greydad! I AM doing well! My friends and I are having a party for Clover’s unbirthday! It’s going to be really cool! With lots of splooshy blood and guts and SPORTS!

Hey, that reminds me! Did you see my Ultimate Battle with that fiendishly handsome boy LAMCER? Now THAT was a tough fight! But Ralsei said I looked REALLY cool during it, so it’s all worth it!!

:P

Signed, Dark Jack Lancer

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Cat

Cat…

…I think I saw Clover make that faces before!

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Hi there~ ^-^ What’s up, NERDS? >:E Hello, everyone. :/

Wanna have SO much fun? ^-^ That you EXPLODE? >:E You won’t explode. I think. :/

Come to our Unbirthday Party! ^-^ Yeah, you’d BETTER be there! >:E We’re having a not-crushed cake. :/

There are cute boys coming~ ^-^ Like RK and the fluffy glasses guy! >:E You invited the girl too, right? :/

Thanks letting us use the blog! ^-^ Maybe we’ll promote YOUR unbirthday on ours! >:E We… don’t have a blog. :/

-CLOVER!

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whatre your pronounce

It’s pronounced “Rules”! We hath been overeth this, worms! -RK

We’re all called Clover! ^-^ And you’d better not forget it! >:E She/her/herselves… :/ -CLOVER

Oh, um, I usually use he/him? I don’t really mind, haha. -Ralsei

I pronounce you cookie in the shape of my face and wife! Signed, Lancer

None for pronouns, Shawm for pronounce. Thanks for asking. -Seam

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Maybe get queens giant baseball moon things and turn them into eggs.

clover ate it -kris

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Put your dad on the phone for 5 minutes Clover, we need to talk.

Huh? Sorry, clowns, but Clover’s not actually here anymore! She went back to the Dojo. Why, what did you talk about? Did she tell you about the Disaster Trifecta?