#lameexcuses

[warmthofrain]

Alec *looks at Magnus*: We were just checking the perimeter!

Izzy: .... mhmmmm, sure

Helen *looks at Aline*: We we're doing... research!

Izzy: ... that's even worse than 'checking the perimeter'!

[writeronthego]

I struggled, I failed, but no! Never have I ever found my excuses. All what I found was wisdom to learn.

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[annoyedoverthinker]

Excuses from co-workers

In view of the lame excuses I have heard from co-workers recently, I have decided to keep an ongoing list of these to commemorate the lameness:

1.  I can’t attend a work call because my child needs to use the office-issued computer for a Zoom class. (Even though co-worker’s child usually uses her personal iPad).

2. I didn’t know I had to notify my manager that I intend to take sick leave and not show up for work on a particular day. This wasn’t in my KPIs. (After repeatedly going missing in action and citing minor ailments. Specifically stated in the Employee Handbook).

3. I was feeling emotional because my mother didn’t want to make a doctor’s appointment. (After being confronted for hardly doing any work without any communication for a week).

4. Oh! You mean I have to attend team meetings? But this isn’t a specific KPI.

5. We are in a pandemic and I am too emotional to be productive (for 2 years, while happily attending every department wine-down session).

6. I didn’t realise that I should introduce myself to the new boss. (Remote worker, when it was suggested to him that he should introduce himself to the new boss after she joined the organisation for a month).

7. I’m feeling demotivated because we couldn’t hire a replacement headcount for the team. (Same excuse for 3 years, when asked why very little work was done).

[jadeamber14]

Excuses?!? Hell to the No...😤😤😤 #jcdiaries💜 #lameexcuses #repost #realtalk💯 #lifeexperiences #lifelessons👏 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WzdgtAdyRxbzv2oPf-BrSIs_F49-qh1MWmEI0/?igshid=qzib491aeuqo

[jen1490]

The 18th of Febuary

It was another nice day. I did laundry and went on another long walk with my babies. I was really close to making a video. Unfortunately, I didn't have the greatest motivation today. I keep making lame excuses like: oh, i don't have any good lighting; oh, i don't have the best camera; oh, i don't have a video editing application; oh, i just ate... (lol, i make the lamest excuses...) I'll keep pushing forward and little by little I'll make it happen!

[karenhapukh]

Wah enak ya bisa jalan2 terus, aku kan belum dapat cuti. (Saat dapat cuti) Wah enak ya bisa jalan2 terus, duitku kan belum banyak. (Saat duitnya sudah banyak) Wah enak ya bisa jalan2 terus, aku kan sibuk kerja jadi gda waktu. . Dan saat dia sudah punya waktu adalah saat dia sudah renta, pensiun dan bersiap-siap bertemu Tuhan. . Manusia kadang terlalu banyak alasan dan menuruti keinginan daging. Padahal jawabannya adalah Prioritas. Apa yang penting untukmu maka itulah yang akan kamu utamakan. Apakah itu Tuhan, keluarga, teman, pacar, pekerjaan atau uang. . Karena dimana "hartamu" itu berada, maka disitulah hatimu berada. . Mari belajar tegas pada diri sendiri. Sebab Roh itu penurut namun daging itu lemah. Jadi jangan sampai kalah dengan alasan ☺ . Keep watch and pray, so that you will not give in to temptation. For the spirit is willing, but the body is weak!” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭26:41‬ ‭NLT‬‬ . #noexcuses #stopblaming #startacting #lameexcuses #keepwatching #keeppraying #startdoing #matthew26 #lessonlearn #letsgo

[orchardinconcrete]

Sketch. I found out I'm slightly cross-eyed. That's why I draw stuff wonky #drawing #disegno #artist #lameexcuses

[mcbloggerking-blog]

Student vs Teacher

On the first day of class my teacher said anyone that had their phone out in  class while he was teaching was going to get kicked out. Im assuming one of my classmates thought he was kidding and didn't take him seriously. Well as you can guess, he was kicked out and yelled at my teacher saying “he didn't know who he was talking to”. First of all, Im pretty f***ing sure he knew who he was talking to he's your teacher. Second, don't disrespect him like that he said a thousand times no phones and your dumbass still felt the need to text your “mom” or whatever excuse you gave him. Learn to keep your phone at home or at least out of plain sight. There are too many people who I see that can't live without a smartphone. Get a hobby and get better excuses to tell your teacher.