#lancasterweek2019

[zaheela]

You know, i’ve never been fond of fairytales, especially the Disney ones made popular,

Unfortunately what is termed a ‘fairy tale’ is oddly restrictive; I wanted to do a myth originally but the theme IS fairy tales, so I settled for something i’ve already done. After all, one of the common trends now a days to to give a dark twist to a normally happy story. So, in order to lure out the prize, they threw her into the sea. When she and the beast didn’t appear, they thought it a lost cause, and she was never found again.

[zaheela]

“What kind of question is that?” Puffing out her cheek, Ruby shifted herself in his lap, legs now draped over one leg.

“Humor me, what kinda of story do you think we’ve had?” With a hum, Ruby thought hard about his question, before raspberring a little.

“Well, We can’t call it a fairy tale, nor a tragic horror story. It was too sane for it to be a space oddessy or some kind of super hero story. Maybe a divine comedy?” She tried not to snicker at the cross look that flashed across Jaune’s face, “No... Too straight forward when it came to us to be a Mystery... and if we’ve suffered too much tragedy for it to be one of Blake’s romance novels... It’s just... our story.”

“Sounds about right.” Jaune agreed, before leaning down as she turned his head towards him.

[zaheela]

The amount of times this most likely happened makes him woonder just how much the universe hates him... Or thinks his love life the definition of a cosmic joke.

[zaheela]

Jaune: Will. You. StopTRYINGTOGETYOURSELFSHOTDOWN?!?

Ruby: Oh come on, what could go wrong?

Jaune: A LOT OF THINGS. I’m the one whose spec’d to take hits, not your speedy, glass cannon butt!

Ruby: I thought you liked watching it.

Jaune: You know I can’t answer that! If I make the joke I KNOW you’re thinking of, Your sister will castrate me and then kill me. If I let you get shot down, then your sister AND dad will do unspeakable things!

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*shrug* it’s what came to mind.

[zaheela]

I’m not much of a horror fan I admit? Unless it’s a very specific VN horror game, I just never got into it much... ^^;;

[zaheela]

“Have you ever wondered what will happen once we figure out why you... You know.” Jaune motioned to her etheral form, floating nearby with nary a wory in the world.

“Why I’m? Oh, why i can’t pass on?” Ruby gave a thoughtful hum, before shrugging. “Not really. I just assumed I’ll pass on and you’ll be able to return on to your normal life before I dragged you into this. Despite all the fun we have, I truely feel that the end is near, and soon it’ll all end.” Despite her cheerful placation, Jaune remained quiet, grip tight around her anchor.

Even though he had complained and groaned before, now faced with the facts, he knew for a fact that he dreaded the fact that she would leave.

[zaheela]

Considering they are already kinda action heros, it seemed kinda pointless to dress them up in like... superman or wonder women costumes. Also, regardless of a few bad apples, overall our servicemen do deserve some credit dont you think?

Also, yes, Jaune would get car sick from Ruby’s driving, but she honestly is the best when it comes to getting to a scene in an emergency. Barf bags are required.