#landlord problems

[badsext]

The Dryer: A play in three acts

Act I

I call rental office to have dryer fixed. They do not come. Husband calls. Two guys come and click the button in the fuse box. Dryer works. They go away, leaving a cigarette butt on my kitchen floor. Nobody was smoking. Not sure if it fell out of their pocket or...?

Act II

Dryer stops. I try clicking the button in the fuse box. This does nothing. I call the rental office. I explain that I tried the fuse box thing. A very apologetic woman answers and says they will send someone back to fix it (for real). They do not come. I lug my wet clothes to my mom’s.

Act III

The next morning I run another load of wash (gotta have clean cloth masks). I call again hoping for some assistance with the dryer. I leave a message. They do not come. I call again many hours later. Two guys come. They tell me that the dryer is unfixable (and dangerous!) and they will need to order a part. They tell me that I can ask to use the dryer in a vacant apartment. Sounds spooky! I ask for the key and they tell me that the vacant apartment is unlocked (yikes!).

I lug my wet clothes over to the unlocked vacant apartment. The dryer is unplugged. I see that the prongs are bent inward at such an acute angle that it is impossible to plug it into the wall socket. I call again. They offer another vacant apartment (this time with a key). I lug my wet clothes to vacant apartment #2 and I can finally dry my clothes. 🏆 ✨

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

For fuck’s sake, my landlord is trying to raise my rent by ninety fucking dollars. Which is grossly illegal, and I’ve explained this every goddamned time they’ve tried to raise it a ridiculous amount.

[zombies-with-radios]

I genuinely dislike other people's kids. Idk if that makes me a bad person but I freakin loathe those little boogery screaming poop gremlins.

[dimcas92]

Without fail every night I can hear my older housemate on the phone, cause he has a crappy phone he yells. I don’t hate the fact that I can hear him I just actually hate when he speaks in general cause his voice is just irritating and I'm this close to giving him two weeks notice to get the fuck out my house. Ps: There are other reasons I want him gone not just his voice, I'm not a monster.

[landlordhater420]

can this bitch skedaddle

I went outside to grab a window unit because this bitch can't make an apartment livable. When I round the corner, I get hit with pain in my bones and mind because she is by the door I need to go in. I will not be answering three fucking riddles to get a goddamn window AC unit.

[jamies-shelf]

Some of the tenets have not payed their rent yet. I am gracious and benevolent and have given them time but I am quite perplexed as to how they are affording the beautiful jewels they are giving to The Queen but are unable to pay their rent.

[thatdemiboymess]

Anyways sorry I haven't been on here, lately, again. This time it's because it turns out my landlord is a convicted murderer which isn't good considering he's also very queerphobic and both my partner and I are very queer so we've been trying to move out, like, ASAP, before we can get the highest degree of hate-crimed.

[disneyfan4868]

It is day 3 of my landlord giving me a panic attack

Day 1) *BANG BANG BANG* don’t lock the third floor door there are contractors coming, *VOMITS FROM STRESS* *hears very soft footsteps near my door two seconds after* *waits all day for contractors* *they never come*, later- brings an entire hoard of people to see the third room for rent and they all sound young like she is going to kick out the current tenants and rent the entire appartment as a unit, on the way out someone gets confused and tries to open MY DOOR WHEN THERE ARE CLEARLY STAIRS LIKE THANK HEAVENS IT WAS LOCKED

Day 2: I am just chilling at my friend’s house when suddenly they get a call from another friend who happens to be my neighbor “she just shut off your water and didn’t tell you why?” “WTF” turns to look at me who is wide eyed and afraid “OH FUCK I ENTIRELY FORGOT YOU LIVE THERE TOO, yeah you may not have water”, passes my neighbor on the way home to check if upstairs has water “any idea as to why we don’t have water?” “Yeah I think there are contractors or something” *goes home to find contractors and water*

Day 3: *getting ready to log into class (late because I am a dumbass who thought class was an hour later than it is)* *hears footsteps that don’t sound like the other person that lives here* ITS MY LANDLORD WALKING ALL OVER SCREAMING INTO HER PHONE AND LIKE GOING UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS, is there another showing today? Will I get yelled at again if I lock the door again? I was supposed to take a shower today but I am too afraid because what if I am in the shower and she so trying to show the apartment and I get yelled at for having the Nerve to USE MY OWN BATHROOM WHILE SHE JUST RANDOMLY APPEARS WITH A RANDOM STRANGER

This is not nearly the first time she has done things like this and there was also the fun time where she assumed that, because her laundry machines were broken and I am autistic, that the machines were fine and that I didn’t know how to do laundry and decided to pull me out of bed early one morning when I couldn’t sleep all night to neurotypsplain how to do laundry. I have been doing laundry since I was 7 I know how it works.

She also believes that normal human hours are 6am -9pm and hates it when my neighbors make any noise or walk around passed 9pm and she SPECIFICALLY RENTS TO COLLEGE STUDENTS AND PREFFERS ENGINEERING STUDENTS WHO ARE NOTORIUOSLY NOCTURNAL (if we sleep at all really).

I HAVE ALREADY SCHEDULED AN APPOINTMENT WITH MY THERAPIST AND IT MAY BE TIME TO FIND A NEW APPARTMENT!!!!