time to learn you some fruit facts... specially, why the forbidden fruit is a BANANA
ok,so...
the Bible
specifically, the Vulgate Bible, which united the older Hebrew and Greek texts into a cohesive Latin text. this one, Saint Jerome's baby, is *the* Latin that the Gutenburg Bible was transcribed from, so you know it's heckin popular read for the world
anyways, when Jerome translated from Hebrew to Latin, he went from peri (generic word for fruit) to malum when it came to describing the forbidden fruit.
while you *can* translate malum to apple- which incidentally is why the Renaissance artists painted so many dang apples, which helped cement the apple imagery into pop culture-
all thanks to Jerome’s incredibly easy cheesy 'bad apple' pun (malus=bad, Malus pumila=apple)
- malum can refer to any fleshy seed-bearing fruit.
so it's totes not a apple, guyz, it’s a saint trolling us from the afterlife,
apples didn't even grow in the middle east at that time
but the first cultivated fruits- bananas and figs* did! and they are plenty fleshy!
and guess what? the scientific name for bananas- they get two, a really old greek pun and one from yo boi Linnaeus- are Musa sapentium (basically that's Wise Wisdom Banana, or Muse of the Wise)
and Musa paradisim (Banana of Paradise). Musa is also derived from the arabic word mauz, which is- get this- used to describe the fruit of heaven and also means banana.
in the Koran, the forbidden fruit tree is called the talh, which is the 'tree of paradise'
or
(you guessed it) 'banana tree'.
the talh is also described as weird looking, with "fruit piled above each other in extended shade, whose season is not limited"
what does that sound like again?
oh yeah
A BANANA TREE, which has multigenerational growing so you never EVER run out of nannery-goodness
YUM
it’s BANANAS how word play across several languages always circle back to this fleshy fruit
anyways thanks for coming to my very long TED talk where i explain how it is technically possible that adam and eve got kicked out for deepthroating bananas in the garden of eden
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*sidenote about figs- bananas have been considered interchangable with figs throughout history
(blame Alexander the Great and his shitty tastebuds)
so even when you translate directly from Hebrew, the 'fig of eve' could still mean a banana!
also, if fig=banana, wearing fig-leaves also makes waaaay more sense. banana leaves fibers are used for making cloth.
(also adam would probably prefer a bigger crotch leaf, just saying)