Alice

Alice/Lis/Harmony, She/her

[hyper-alice]

I haven’t actually made one of these yet so here we go

Intro Post

Most recent Starcanwrecked watch/rewatch: The Hatchetfield Ape Man / Watcher World

Favourite Starkid show: Hatchetfield in general, Trail To Oregon!, Twisted (in no particular order)

I go by Harmony, Alice, or Lis

She/her pronouns, I’m fine with they/them but she/her is preferred!

Obviously I post about Starkid (and related) stuff, mainly Hatchetfield but I do post about other shows as well

I do art, edits, and moodboards etc. sometimes I guess

Some of my favourite Hatchetfield characters are Alice, Ruth, Charlotte, and Harmony Jones depending on the day

Favourite Lord In Black is Blinky (if the eye theme didn’t give it away)

Picking favourites in other shows is hard, I’m super indecisive

I really like using coloured text if you couldn’t tell lol

My ask box is always open so people can send me stuff whenever, I doubt it’ll be used much though

Usual DNIs apply, no pedophilia, incest, terfs, general assholery

General tag: #lis needs to shut up

Art tag: #alice has art

Specific TGWDLM production tag: #“Carol my love I want you to get a BBL 🎶”

Polls tag: #alice asks the masses

Talking about Mariah Rose Faith Casillas characters tag: #harmony mentions Mariah

Any other tags I make will be added here since apparently I like to make tags for everything lol

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I’m a growing fan of transfem headcanons where the transfem character doesn’t change their name

[wreckedcanstar]

A Blinky and Alice (‼️not ship‼️) board? Like Blinky as a villain and Alice as his henchman

Blinky is one of my favs >:3 Watcher World is so good

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Hatchet-tober prompt 22: Cryptid

Hatchet-tober by @hatchetfields-junk-drawer

prompt list here

Chumby is technically like a cryptid right? Since he’s basically Hatchetfield Bigfoot. I just did a sketch of him since I think it wouldn’t go very well if I tried drawing anything below the chest. Coincidentally, I rewatched Hatchetfield Ape Man just a few hours before drawing this. I was going to draw Lucy too but I, again, didn’t want to draw a full Chumby piece.

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Hatchet-tober prompt 22: Cryptid

Hatchet-tober by @hatchetfields-junk-drawer

prompt list here

Chumby is technically like a cryptid right? Since he’s basically Hatchetfield Bigfoot. I just did a sketch of him since I think it wouldn’t go very well if I tried drawing anything below the chest. Coincidentally, I rewatched Hatchetfield Ape Man just a few hours before drawing this. I was going to draw Lucy too but I, again, didn’t want to draw a full Chumby piece.

[marifjangerman]

On my way to Cali right now take this banger edit

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I listen to this song all the time listen to it if you haven’t CinemaScope is a banger I promise

[let-me-puke-in-your-mouth-em]

pete spankoffski is calcium deficient spread the word

[the-batsquatch]

i feel like melissa is kinda obsessed with emma, it started out as a "what does she have that i don't?" kind of thing. she learned like, everything she could about emma even started to visit beanies every day

she wanted emma to lose everything and most of all she wanted to be the reason she did, she needs emma at her mercy for what i assure you are completely heterosexual reasons

she kills the people who flirt with emma because she doesn't deserve happiness (ignore the fact that the flirting does not make her happy in the slightest). plus they're all a bunch of dirty dogs who need to be put down anyways, the fact that any of them would speak to her like that is disgusting.

i think maybe emma was a bit obsessed with her too, she's def in denial about it tho. she def noticed melissa's Spot™ at beanies, yk? the one where she can watch the counter? yeah emma has def noticed, she's also noticed that there's a spot behind the counter that's just obscured enough that she can look back without melissa noticing.

she always gets melissa's order wrong whenever she has to make a delivery to ccrp, delivers to her first, cuz she's gotta make sure she gets it yk, plus she wants melissa to be there when she gives paul his. don't ask why she wants to make melissa jealous it's normal don't even worry about it.

i think they continue escalating this back and forth until one of them inevitably tries to kill the other.

[wreckedcanstar]

Hi.. can you do a Rose x Alice board?… with like…, black and pink music images?

Thank u :-)

Never heard of Rose and Alice but they're cute!! :D

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Does he pee-pee standing up (like a big boy)?

Yes

No

What the fuck

Voting ended onOct 24, 2025

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Hatchet-tober prompt 21: Mask

Hatchet-tober by @hatchetfields-junk-drawer

prompt list here

I was going to draw Pokey for this prompt, but seeing as I just drew Otho a couple days ago, I thought it would be fun to draw Tom wearing his mask from the Jane’s A Car mask. His eyes look a little off here but it’s okay. I finished this one an hour earlier than usual by some miracle, extra sleep for me :)

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New photo of my girl!! (Ignore the loser next to her)

[fencecollapsed]

what if Jenny's soul has resided in the Black and White since she disintegrated on the street. what if she lives on in Tinky's domain, not in his box but stuck at his side, watching him collect. and she knows exactly what Ted did. who he became, and why. that as her ashes scattered to the wind, never to be laid to rest, her death never even discovered because her family had already disowned her for moving to Clivesdale, Ted was learning that nice guys finish last. he was changing himself into the very person who destroyed her.

what if Jenny knows every timeline. what if she watches him sleaze around and objectify women and abandon friends and die, alone and miserable, over and over and over. and at first she feels sorry for him. she hopes that maybe, with so many chances, maybe one of them will learn. maybe there's a Ted out there in the shattered timelines who will figure it out, give up on this persona and become the Teddy she loved again. but time and time again, he doesn't. he never will. and Jenny can't care anymore.

what if Jenny looks on, cold and detached, every time he recounts his sob story. what if her disappointment gradually morphs into hatred, and she can't help feeling a little satisfied whenever he suffers. she starts to understand why Tinky thinks it's so funny. she starts to laugh, too.

what if Jenny allies herself with Tinky, no longer a prisoner of circumstance but a follower - an assistant of sorts. helping him collect, helping him tinker and play between timelines. watching the timeline Homeless Ted would come from, as the canon event approached. and when it did, watching him tell Hidgens about her, and wanting to really rub some salt in his wound.

what if when Ted hallucinated his and Jenny's wedding, when she appeared to him in that vision, it was really her? a remnant of her soul, stuck in the void, twisted by pain and resentment, showing herself only to mock him with what they could've had. what he destroyed. what he will destroy, and would whether she'd appeared to him or not. because he already did, and she paid the price. and now he will, too.

what if every time the Bastards Box is opened, Ted sees two faces sneering down at him, howling with laughter. the god of his torment, and the love of his life.

[the-maid-of-witchwood]

Ruth: What do we do?

Richie: Give up.

Pete: Solve the mystery.

Grace: I have a better idea, let’s go to Church—

Steph: No you don’t, Chasity. History has proven that.

Steph: Just stand there and look pretty while we handle this

[herainsorcia]

[cokedupsex]

that fucking bird that i hate