Nap Paladin

im the man you should pick like a pikmin | moe miles edgeworth icon via @pacaparadise

[nerdkiller]

Trying to maintain my swagful whimsy and optimism rn in the face of an anti-whimsy society

[pissvortex]

I took her to my mouse hole then I squeaked it

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[bearie]

this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

[gondwana]

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The opening title card of the movie “HOLES” is misspelled in DVD and Blu-Ray copies of the film.

Often when a movie is transferred to DVD, Blu-Ray, and 4K formats, the titles have to be redone to read more legibly. When Disney released “HOLES” in 2003, the title card itself was written in small text in the corner of the screen. If transferred to home video normally, this title would have been only five pixels tall and too faint to make out.

But in early 2004, when the time came to alter the title for home video, the digital technician responsible typed the name wrong and quality control never caught it, all the way through the film’s blu-ray release in 2018. No fans wrote in noticing the flaw, nobody in quality for the disc releases, nobody at all noticed, and so the flaw remains to this day.

When we at FIJMU brought the error to Disney’s attention, a kind intern in an old fashioned hat simply took the initiative and explained, “I can fix that.”

[lafortis]

where my hloes at

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Why, they’re all hanging out at:

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[mtsodie]

i like this picture a lot its so beautiful to me . you're free

[egberts]

they brought out an entire firetruck to save a mouse

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[9ine9ine9ine6ix]

[sailatina3]