#laurel no

[minarcana]

ondo clutchmother: for your help, laurel ainsley, i will give you one of the finest of my eggs laurel: i get a SON??!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ondo: wait no that doesnt make sense and wont work laurel: son...? 🥺 ondo: no laurel: :(

[oscarwildeflower]

So it turns out life really is just learning how to get comfortable in more and more situations until you die huh.

Like I've spent 24 years learning how to get love by being unobtrusive, by being a good sex object, by being useful. I was NOT ready to have to learn how to be comfortable with getting love by just, being liked? Like why is being honestly liked by my partner a skill I'm having to learn at 24 what the actual hell.

[oscarwildeflower]

Odie Leigh had NO BUSINESS releasing Carrier Pigeon right after I got into a lovely relationship???? Like theres no skips on that album and every other song is about finally feeling secure after being failed time and time again and constantly feeling like you're Too Much and wanting to be wanted so much that the desire consumes you. This album feels like a twisted knife and I wish joints lasted 34 minutes so I could smoke and stare off into space listening to this uninterrupted.

[hardfeelingsmp3]

laurel is in denial about frank killing lila holy shit love must really be blind afterall i mean it cannot be that hard to believe that he did it he’s the Designated Hitman™

[chaossmagic]

me: hoe don’t do it

laurel: *opens sara’s grave*

me: oh my gOD

[legal----xattorney]

What sort of bumps, if you don't mind me asking? You haven't gotten mixed up with that fellow with the lovely backside that wears the hood thing or anything like that, have you?

… Yeah, a bit. He was helping me solve cases, though, to be fair… and he helped me get a guy behind bars so it’s all good.