#lava anon

[anomoulous-mutt]

WHAT THE FUCK.

--tar anon

....You look weird, what the hell-

[bloomingbutterflies]

[Soil Anon watches in horror as their husband melts away. They choke back sobs, cupping Flower Anon's head with both their hands. They pull their sunglasses up to look into their eyes, feeling tears overflow and spill down their cheeks.]

[They force themself to watch Flower Anon melt away, holding on tot heir withering remains as if nothing else in the world could ever mean anything more than this.]

[And to them.. that was true. What else would Soil do without their husband? What is there to do, even? They cant even bother to get angry at Angel Anon when Flower Anon is completely gone.]

[They just sit on their knees clutching the sandy remains of their once-husband, tears streaming down their face uncontrollably.]

OH MY GOD MY HEART

UNACCEPTABLE. ANGEL ANON IS BANNED. FIX WHAT YOU DID.

[dearest-painter]

Lava Hair!Reader can Eat REALLY Spicy Food, like, Making pepper soup, even eating lava. They can eat everything spicy, of any degree.

And they don't like Water, they despise water. Soo they bath in lava and wash the dishes with Fire.

-By Lava Anon

How the hell does the dishes not burn or melt? Are they fire resisten dishes? If so, very very useful! I also love the idea of them acting like a cat thrown into a bath tube of water whenever they see water

[bokettochild]

NO BUT SERIOUSLY

I'M A SUCKER FOR ANGST

AND I FUCKING LOVE THE FLOOR IS LAVA

(even if it made me cry several times)

The amount of joy I find in making people cry is probably concerning, but thank you for telling me this!!!!

I love The Floor Is Lava too! To be honest, it might be one of my favorite fics of stuff I've written

Honestly, I'd love to do something similar someday. Like, if people tag me on story ideas, I'm happy to try them, ESPECIALLY angst!

@i-am-1142, Lava Anon is back with more kind words!

[thirstybtsthoughts]

That Yoongi tweet 🥵 What a perfect cock to be shoved down my throat, it's just fat enough to gag on. I can picture him roughly fucking my mouth, pushing my head and laughing while I choked. "You're drooling all over me baby girl, do you really love my cock that much?"

AND I JUST KNOW hes the type to love coming all over your face. Staring down while you're still on your knees he'd run his finger through it and stick it in your mouth and say, "You'd better not waste that."

I'm going to go masturbate for a while.

🌋 Lava

I don’t know which tweet you mean but I know it’s either this one or this one and oh god I want my throat fucked by him so bad 🥴, I’d let him give me a facial any day 🥵🥴

[anomoulous-mutt]

You said they all have odd little problems

And I'm a curious duffer so tell me those problems

-a regular anon (shocking I know)

Holy shit a normal one!!!

But uh, the sick one is just....Odd.

The zombie is either hiding some severe trauma, or just really weird.

The ghost I have yet to meet, but I bet it has something wrong with it

The flower seems to have issues with their father

The dirt one...doesn't need an explanation, neither does the sand one.

And uh, I don't really remember the others TvT

[anomoulous-mutt]

Stoned anon doesn't seem to care about sickly but when sickly is arm's length away stoned puts a blunt in sicklys mouth

Feel better now?

I am not interfering, these are not my anons

[anomoulous-mutt]

YOU. CALLED. MY. HUSBAND. DIRT!.

AND. PUT. ZOMBIE. IN. A. CAGE!.

NOW. YOU'LL. DIE

flower wraps their vines around sal and tries to kill them

ACK-

BLOOM GET YOUR KIDS.