On this week in rp life, volume 2
-Jumbo Spicy Mad Boi vs Zephirin
-DAD, YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING, I JUST WANT TO LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF YOUR BOYFRIEND IN DENIAL YOU WON’T STOP CUDDLING IN FRONT OF ME
-I think we got like 2 new kids but neither are confirmed and one’s probably going to die
-Nothing heterosexual happened at all.
-Decent Person Award, The Roleplay
-mfw you have to pretend your name is Eugene to not die
-Infiltrating a garlean base, blowing it up, and picking up stray garlics (plus another kid) and a voidsent after watching your not girlfriend die, you know, like one does
-Risking heat stroke in your fancy coat because you didn’t bring fancy clothes while a bunch of voidsent judge you
-Alastor’s still an idiot, the shocking revelation that shocked no one.
-It is always a good idea to throw rocks at people who insult you.
-What to do when a dumbass inquisitor comes looking for you: Absolutely nothing at all.
-also the heretic camp got a candy man that’s kind of nice I guess