#DonaldTrump is still shaped like a whoopee cushion which is ironic because his policy changes also imitate flatulence. He rolled back protective rights for trans people, and as #LavernCox is repeatedly reminding us: it’s more than just about going to the bathroom. We must #ProtectTransKids because this roll back has much deeper implications than just not being allowed to urinate. I had to drag the shit out of #CaitlynJenner’s iPhone 7 built ass. She was cooning for bigotry and white supremacy through supporting Donald. Yet all of a sudden, when these trans protections were rolled back she miraculously realized that Trump may not be all that great for the LGBT community (like we haven’t been telling her this before). #MiloYiannopoulos’ gay ass hates himself and anything else that’s not white, straight and bigoted. He’s being canceled for saying some weird, creepy shit and I’m here for it. #Beyonce told you hoes that she simply will not be breakdancing on her pregnant stomach for #Coachella. The twins need rest lol. Lastly, just in time for the start of the destruction of our democracy, #NASA—suddenly—found 7 planets that may be able to support life. I’m out this bitch once we figure out how to go make our spaceships go faster than the speed of light.