#law memes

[wordson]

Messy? Haha, no, babe, I'm a Law student. It's called an aesthetic ✨

[teaandsunlighttt]

"fight or flight response" and it's me deciding if I should attend my college lectures-

[masgwi]

[justmychampagneproblems]

[bewildered-gh0st]

There are only two types of law students (no in between)

I wake up every morning at 5am and read the entire constitution. Breakfast is three cups of black coffee, extra strong. I have three internships lined up, one of which pays me triple the minimum wage a second. I read twenty cases before lunch for fun. My assignments? I finish them all within a fortnight of the deadline and do extra work just for the hell of it. I fight everyone and everything. For light reading every evening I consume 1000 pages of legal philosophy. I wear only suits.

Everything is trash including me. I have to read 4000 pages of cases by tomorrow and spent an hour reading only 3. I do not sleep. Nothing makes sense anymore. I have a caffeine intolerance but drink coffee anyway just to feel something. I took notes from the lecture yesterday and opened up the Google doc today to see gibberish and memes. I do not remember adding these in. Often I am angry. My tears diffuse the ink on my case note.

[lilsusaf]

I want those boobies

[law-iz-in-the-air]

Your honour : lemme hang you. On the wall. In a frame.

[mikehalters]

me: trying to get through a case review dealing with article 16 and reservation

some dude on instagram: iF tHe cOnStITutIOn gUaRaNtEeS eQUAliTy fOR aLl cItIzEns then wHy dOeS rEsERvaTION eXisT

me: