#lawncare

[herpsandbirds]

[sugar-petals]

fucking love big trees everywhere. now that the heat is back don’t remove them and whine afterwards @ landlords/cities/idiots/companies/stingy people who don’t know shit and love being scorched & suffocated to death 🪵❌

[unadornedbureauologist]

plastic artificial grass has got to be one of the most inhuman things someone has ever invented. It was not enough to tear out all the flowers and shrubs in order to completely cover our yards with grass so that no bug may survive in them. It was not enough to coat the grass in pesticides so that any non-grass life that may somehow survive in this man-made green and symmetrical wasteland gets killed anyway. In order to finalize our execution of mother nature we had to exterminate the final form of life that remained in the yard, the grass itself. Every blade of artificial grass is a middle finger pointed up at the gods. Every perfectly symmetrical lifeless lawn that has been created was created in the image of man's hubris. Climate change will boil our blood before we ever see the stars.

[millie42]

forever a wild lawn girly

[theonion]

“Boy, you can really feel that extra horsepower at work. All that bone and sinew would have been way too much for our old mower to handle. I doubt it could have made it past your ankle. But this beaut handled that big, bony kneecap no problem, nice and smooth. And that high-capacity bag could probably hold a couple dozen more legs before I’d ever have to empty it! Sorry, pal, but I can’t take you to the hospital just yet. I’ve got to see what else this baby can do!” At press time, Hoyer reportedly asked his son to stick out his other leg so he could show off the lawn mower’s power to their neighbor Jim.

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[wheelsgoroundincircles]

Choppers for Lawns

[guysshowingofftheirmuscles]

My lawn care guy looks as healthy. B 😃 https://www.instagram.com/guysshowingofftheirmuscles

[z34l0t]