#lay speaking

[layzy-smith]

@seamqueen So I don’t know how this works but can I get your help for some information I need?

See, I’m trying to sue Red Hood and Galaxy Communications (two separate lawsuits) but I actually do not have any information… Red Hood is an annoying bastard who gives me too much work and too many problems. GC have just been a pain in my ass.

[layzy-smith]

What does a girl have to do to get a rich partner around here so that she can:

1) Pay off debt

2) Have an actual love life

3) Not have to get a job immediately

4) Fix everything wrong with her apartment and maybe move

[layzy-smith]

Guys I need a boyfriend but every guy in Gotham is just in some sort of gang or a henchman :(

[layzy-smith]

I need to quit this job it’s just lawsuit after lawsuit oh my DAYSSSSS

[layzy-smith]

Bored.

Might go hunt down the location of a rogue just to have something to do.

[layzy-smith]

Your Gotham vigilantes bombed the GBS News HQ didn't they? Didn't like to see the news say the ACTUAL TRUTH about them?! You're all criminals! That's what you are! And Superman is in cahoot with you all!

#LEXLUTHORWASRIGHT

They aren’t my vigilantes! I just work here.

Also, it was a threat not an actual bombing. Next time try get your facts if you want to go against me.

Again, I’m hardly a criminal. I just work here. My record is very clean thank you!

Where did Superman come from?? He’s in Metropolis, not Gotham. They work together sometimes in the Justice League but other than that there are no ties. Once again, please come back when you have facts!

#you’reafuckingidiot

[layzy-smith]

I have a small confession….

I fucked a socialite by accident (I was DRUNK it just happened) and I signed an NDA so I can’t disclose his name… BUT!

Do I take the hush money?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 19

Also I got some really cute pictures in his house….

[layzy-smith]

Just got called Lays Chips. I’m done. Changing my name. Moving out of Gotham.