So, we all know and love Brucie Wayne. The rich guy who will get eaten in an entirely different way when the poor rise up. And we all know that his kids will shut off any and all non-bat related electronics when another shirtless pic of Bruce goes viral because that’s their dad.
BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED. Same concept, but it’s Alfred and Bruce.
*(some twitter thread on how hot Bruce is)* User #1: okay, Brucie is hot, but have y’all seen his sexy ass British butler???
User #2: you mean the old guy??
user #1: I mean the sexy ass old guy
user #3: I am so glad someone else noticed!!😭 i thought I was the only one😭😭 the man is a dilf
User #2: I think you mean gilf. That man has been around since before Brucie trauma.
User #4: hold up, guys, I just looked it up. He freaking searched it the British Royale military.
User #1: have you guys heard him speak??? He was on an interview with Brucie when Brucie was about fifteen. His accent is so fucking attractive
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when Bruce finds this, he silently goes to Babs, who is already deleting any and all mention of the thread off the face of the planet. No one tells Alfred. Everyone is traumatized.
