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#I thought a homecoming was an apt final post for the blog #I'm also going to update the pinned post #thank you all for a long run #it's been fun #foaly #artemis fowl #domovoi butler #holly short #juliet butler #mulch diggums #trouble kelp #lili frond #no. 1 #lazuli heitz #beckett fowl #myles fowl #caballine #minerva paradizo #angeline fowl #artemis fowl sr.

Beckett: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Lazuli: The final boss.

Myles: You do know that TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Beckett: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

#artemis fowl #artemis fowl incorrect quotes #beckett fowl #lazuli Heitz #myles fowl

Lazuli wasn't sure what she had been expecting, but it certainly wasn't a young redheaded human lady covered in beautiful Gnommish swirl tattoos-although that wasn't the most surprising thing about her. She stood behind a glass security screen, which also wasn't terribly surprising. The surprising part was the baseball cap struggling to contain the human's unruly hair, which bore not a Gnommish symbol but the SpongeBob logo

-> The Fowl Twins Get What They Deserve, Eoin Colfer

I never quite got over how Minerva’s appearance is described in the third Fowl Twins book.

#artemis fowl #af #lazuli heitz #minerva paradizo #The Fowl Twins Get What They Deserve #eoin colfer #polarity posts

imagine the council celebrating their number 1 trouble maker in the field (holly) getting promoted so all she does all day is sit behind a desk doing paper work and artemis in space they throw a party bc holly stuck in haven and artemis on mars means no more fowl problems right?

well just for a few months until the fowl twins find lazuli and they take over their predecessors

#holly short #lazuli heitz #artemis fowl #the fowl twins

I’m on vacation but that will not stop me from drawing, have some fairies

#Wanted to do some lineups #I’ll be doing the rest of the species later #Except gnomes #Fuck gnomes #I must draw Alexmis first though #They are calling my name and I have an idea list #Artemis fowl #holly short #opal koboi #lazuli heitz #Also I’m never drawing chix again #His green skin makes me wanna die

I’m not going to lie to you. I feel sorry for Beckett fowl

I mean-yes- he is kinda slow. But he used to have only one person to tell him he was wrong and that was Myles. Now there’s lazuli and she’s lecturing him too.

I honestly do not know how beck does it because if I were Beckett, there would be no fowl twins. It would be a fowl twin and a pixel cause I’d be out of there.

#artemis fowl #beckett fowl #myles fowl #lazuli heitz #the fowl twins #bro justice for Beckett #he’s just being a normal eleven year old #honestly