acornz

artemis fowl, sge, fota and several more that i cant think of rn

[incorrect-carmen-sandiego]

Zack: I have a plan!

Ivy: And I have the hospital on speedial.

[acornz]

sounds accurate

[acornz]

imagine the council celebrating their number 1 trouble maker in the field (holly) getting promoted so all she does all day is sit behind a desk doing paper work and artemis in space they throw a party bc holly stuck in haven and artemis on mars means no more fowl problems right?

well just for a few months until the fowl twins find lazuli and they take over their predecessors

[acornz]

Foaly: Aren't you worried about Holly? She's on a dangerous mission?

Artemis, looking at documents: No.

Foaly: What if someone trys to hurt her?

Artemis, still not looking up: I pity the poor fucker.

[trans-guy-trying-to-be-skinny]

[blozs-blog]

send me whatever, whenever in asks or messages.

(unless its nsfw)

[azal3az-wr1d-deactivated2024082]

i'd prefer if you asked 4 my discord tho :)

[post-unuwuifer]

attack

[maryland-officially]

ATTACK (ask box too)

[onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice]

SPAM ME PLEASE IM SO LONELY

[good-pokemon-center-reviews]

[professional-toe-sucka3]

@scasmmm

[anoebee]

@scasmmm

[acornz]

well dam

[acornz]

Holly: When I first met you I thought you were a psychopath.

Artemis: And?

Holly: And now I KNOW you're a psychopath

[dykemcqueen]

opal koboi moments

[acornz]

pov still can't make up my mind whether i should be loving artys parents or hating them

[acornz]

Some of my fav Artemis Fowl quotes (bk3)

Butler rolled his eyes. And Artemis wondered who would want to kill him. (honestly tho-)

- Butler

Put Artemis Fowl and Holly Short in a room together and sooner or later there's bound to be a row.

- Foaly

"Trust me. I'm a genius 😎."

- Artemis

"Brakes?" Laughed Mulch. "Why would I use the breaks?"

- Mulch

Although "encountered" was not the term Holly used. "Abducted" was closer to the truth.

- Holly

[acornz]

Myles: Present your best argument for eating bacon.

Beckett: If animals don't want to be eaten, then why are they made out of food?

Juliet: He makes a fair point.

[acornz]

My fav Artemis Fowl quotes (bk2)

"I'm the crazy girly captain. Remember?"

- Holly

"Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?"

- Holly

"That's a rectangle, convict!"

- Commander Root

"We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon."

- Commander Root

"That, my boy, is talent."

- Mulch

[acornz]

Some of my fav Artemis Fowl quotes (bk 1)

"Anybody see you come in here?"

Holly thought about it.

"The FIB, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB."

Foaly frowned. "The EIB?"

"Everyone in the building" Holly smirked.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."

- Artemis

"My bugs don't have bugs."

- Foaly

"I don't like lollipops"

- Artemis

"Trust me, I'm a genius."

- Artemis

[acornz]

guys its literally canon that foaly has a collection of different foil hats for different occasions

[fowlblue]

So this is basically the end of TEC, right?

[acornz]

this is canonically accurate

[acornz]

Holly (exasperated): Do you even know what an amulet is?

Mulch: Of course I do! I eat them some times. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Holly: Mulch those are omelettes.

Mulch: Oh. Then I have no idea.

[acornz]

artemis fowl characters as things my friends have said bc all my friends are on crack i swear

trouble: ⁉️⁉️😟🆘😢⁉️💔🧍☠️💥🤯😔🚗🙅🐫

chix: thats so random

holly: you know what else is random?

trouble: NO YOU SEE LIKE-

holly: that camel emoji over there

trouble: ITS A STORY

chix: what.

trouble: you see because you worry then send sos signal but then no one see so heartbroken until die one, then bomb drop then realive and mind blown at that fact. then realise ur still stuck so u use car but car cannot use so use camel

[acornz]

artemis fowl memes i made in the car bc there isnt enough anywhere