Hi!! Happy Holidays!! What would be your skeleton boys reactions to being called cute?
Killer hits you right back with a "not as cute as you~" which quickly dissolves into back and forth complements in an attempt to outdo each other.
Horror is pretty surprised the first time. Obviously your taste is a little skewed considering you thought Killer was an ideal datemate... but he's never met anyone that would think he's 'cute' in this state. It does make him all the more fond of you.
Dust curls against you, murmuring "Me too. I mean... you're cute, too." If there is any surface suitable for sleeping, he's going to take you there for a cuddle session and nap.
Cross' face flushes. He'll try to wave it off—he's not, you don't need to say that. But confirmation and a few more words of affirmation and he's practically melted.
Nightmare questions if that is really the right word you would use to describe him. All the while, though, his tentacles have curled into spirals—a telltale sign he's pleased.
Error scoffs. Duh. He's the cutest skeleton in the multiverse.
Anon... did you not see my obviously anti ai post like last week?? How AI companies are ripping books apart to train shitty bots?
I googled this... and this is an ai platform. There are no "good" fics made by ai, just fics trained off of actual good UTMV fics from ao3 and other legitimate platforms. And I certaintly don't "do" ai fics, I write them myself on public transit and random snippets in my notes app and in the dead of night as God intended.
If you knowingly engage with and enjoy ai "writing" '(as if it counts), please get off my blog and don't bother reading my fic.
The only reason I choose to keep it public is because ai companies will find a way to scrape it anyways, and I want everyone to have free access to LCITN without needing to login.
TDLR: AI writing sucks. AI writing cannot be good, because good writing requires a soul to produce.
I've been super curious about this for a while now, and I don't think it's been covered before??? But what would've happened if Nightmare had found Reader first instead of Dream? Would she actually have ended up in the Omega Timeline, or would she have been Nightmare's healer instead?
Love how you write sm btw!! Cant go a week w/o rereading your fic fr fr
Ahhh thank you! I’m so sorry to everyone for the lack of updates lately! Uni has been roughhhh and has left me exhausted. I should be able to get back into the swing of things if I can just make it through finals… I miss having free time and energy to write… and I miss silly skeletons 😆
I do however have time for some asks :3
Nightmare would never leave someone so powerful to that place. Let along someone so precious. He senses a strong magic within you from the moment he lays eyes upon your soul. And before long, it becomes evident that you have a natural inclination towards healing—something that his band of disaster-prone boys could use.
Besides… you’re in such a shape when he recovers you. So broken, just as he has found each of his boys over the years. More than that… the state you’re in is just… unsettling. Nightmare is unsure how the omega dimension would react to such a thing. You are far better coming home safe with him, where he can fix you up, nurture your power, give you a family… and investigate this anomaly.
Dream is incredibly distressed when he realizes Nightmare has a human in his company—one who radiates a massive amount of loving energy. He doesn’t believe anyone on Nightmare’s team is capable of loving you in a genuine way, and spends your every encounter trying to convince you to leave with him to the Omega Timeline, where you’d be safe. It doesn’t go well.
Killer is skeptical when Nightmare brings you in. Don’t get him wrong— it’s been decades since anyone new joined their team, and the idea of a new teammate to mess with delights Killer. The thing is… you’re just… so new. You’re not a Sans, nor are you violent other than the singlular LV to your name. You’re anxious and disappear into the castle often and he’s honestly not sure you even like any of them.
That changes when Killer is injured in battle, and wakes up in the infirmary with your magic bleeding affection into his bones. You take care of his cats the entire week as he recovers, and even after that you’re in the cattery grooming them and putting them in little outfits and quietly making conversation.
One day, you snap back at his teasing with a snarky response, and you look so surprised.
It’s then Killer truly considers why you spend so much time hiding out. You’re a voidling, with no memories… no idea who you even are. No wonder you’re so freaked about spending time with them.
From then on, the two of you are practically joined at the hip. Movie nights are spent curled at each other’s sides. Killer frequently volunteers to keep watch of you on missions. He takes you AU-hopping and teaches you swordplay and shows you all the secret passages in the palace. And when you heal him, the magic comes much brighter. Much faster.
Dust hates this. Their family was perfect. Just Nightmare, Killer, Horror, and him. Now Nightmare wants to bring some amnesiac human with a LV history into the castle? To live with them? He wants you to TOUCH THEM and heal them? Fuck no.
Dust doesn’t torment you nearly as much as in LCITN, where you are also his enemy through Dream. But he does push things too far—snide comments, aggressive attacking during training, and open demands to remove you from the team. It leads to high levels of tension in the group, which only pushes you to hide away in the castle more often. Once Killer gets attached to you, Dust and him begin to get in increasingly violent altercations any time Dust tries to bother you.
During one particular mission, when he gets stuck watching you, Dust shortcuts you into a random location in Snowdin’s woods and leaves you there. He can’t focus on playing sniper when you’re standing there with your fucking lavender smell and those ever-concerned eyes and your little remarks about how you all should go visit OuterTale and go stargazing together soon.
When things begin to wrap up, he goes to retrieve you. No way is he going to let Nightmare return and see you’re gone. But when he gets to the clearing, the snow is covered in red. You’re backed against a tree, blood pooling out of your torso, as a monster hovers above you, sword raised.
And Dust loses it.
He can’t even remember what he did. Only that, when he came too, the forest around you was levelled, and that monster’s blood and dust were so scattered it looked like he’d fought dozens of enemies instead of just one. Nightmare finds him coiled around you, prized hoodie slowing the leaking of your blood.
It’s very hard to deny that he might not hate you anymore after that.
And he… would quite like to go to Outertale with you.
Horror adores you from the start. You spend the most time together at first, since Horror tends to stick around the castle instead of going on missions. He teaches you how to garden, and delights at how your magic can heal a wilting flower or speed up the growth of a sapling. You start cooking meals together, because you find it calms the constant uncertainty of your mind, and Horror says the meals are much better with a touch of your magic in them.
Horror’s pleased when Dust finally starts getting along with you. You’re the perfect addition to their family, especially once you begin coming out of your shell.
Cross doesn’t join the team until 5 years later. And as in LCITN, he is absolutely smitten when he first sees you. By then, you’re a force to be reckoned with, and practically the unofficial Queen of Nightmare’s kingdom. Cross spends a significant amount of time trailing after you and trying to keep you safe on missions.
Killer is as excited as ever to have someone new join the team; however, Cross really doesn’t get along with him at first. The teasing and play fighting makes him anxious, and a few months in he won’t even talk to Killer anymore. In LCITN, they reconciled eventually once Cross came to understand this was just Killer’s way of showing affection.
But your presence would only make the feud worse. Cross won’t say a word to Killer, but is obviously flirting with Killer’s mate?!
Eventually, you force the two of them to sit down and talk things out like adults. No, Killer isn’t trying to be mean, he’s just perpetually an asshole. No, Cross isn’t trying to steal anyone away or drive wedges in the family. He’s clearly completely broken at the idea of even trying to form a new family and anxious that you’re going to kick him out.
Error and you likely wouldn’t form a relationship for many years in this timeline. He has little interest in anyone Nightmare’s taken in, and would only later realize he finds you interesting on your own. Most likely, this would occur after you’d officially been promoted to Queen, and it becomes painstakingly clear you’re not just another broken soul Nightmare picked up off the street. By that time, you’re the only one who can make Error actually attend meetings, on the condition you’ll spend some time in the antivoid with him in return.
Do the guys get like mad at each other for unintentionally hurting Reader? Like with Killer's stage 4 and Dust's LV rushes, would they still be mad at each other even if it's highkey hypocritical? I can't imagine it NOT causing at least SOME amount of conflict at some point idk im curious, sue me
Keep up the good work ^^
They are all HUGE hypocrites and would absolutely do this.
Killer gets more leeway when he hurts you because he really isn’t capable of any emotion or rational thought in stage 4. Most of the boys are more annoyed at you for continually approaching stage 4 Killer to calm him.
Don’t misunderstand—Nightmare adores that you can stop Killer’s suffering… he simply wishes you would wait until he was properly restrained before attempting to do so.
Dust, though? He would get in quite a few fights with Killer over it. If he knows he’s going to hit stage 4, then why can’t he get the fuck away from you?
Dust doesn’t mean it though. He knows Killer can’t always tell he’s slipping… and it’s not like he ever shows aggression towards you normally. He just needs a little time to cool down before making up with Killer. The two of them are used to it—they fight often, despite their love for each other.
Dust gets no leeway. Not from the others, and not from your emotional response to it. Unlike with Killer, you have a horrible reaction anytime he has a LV rush near you. It brings back memories of hands around your neck and glass cutting into your back… you just can’t handle it. You’ll leave anytime he gets one, and he understands why…
But if he was to successfully hurt you during one? All hell would break loose.
You can’t look at him for over a week, and it takes effort to build your trust back to be alone around him.
The others keep trying to figure out whether he MEANT to hurt you or not. Nightmare deliberately separates him from you on missions or appears whenever he nearly encounters you alone in the hallway.
Horror tries to have a few gentle conversations about it—what triggered the rush? What was he thinking while it happened? But mostly he just looks disappointed in Dust. Horror knows it’s not entirely his fault… he just hoped this wouldn’t happen again.
Killer and Cross are furious. Killer openly fights with him over it at every opportunity, while Cross stands guard over you when you absolutely must be together—sword in hand, not even hiding who he thinks he’ll have to use it on. He even throws a few extra nasty attacks into their training routine.
It’s not that the others don’t love Dust, or know that he loves you. They do… it just brings bad memories—and doubt—rushing back.
Horror doesn't have much magic, so LV rushes aren't much of a concern. His LV also is leagues lower than Killer or Dust.
What is a concern, however, is his amnesia. There are times when he forgets himself. When he stares at you like you're a stranger. Like you're something to catch.
It always passes within moments, and it disturbs Horror most of all. He quietly excuses himself and disappears for hours whenever it happens. You might want to talk to him about it, but Dust usually volunteers to go help ground him instead.
The only instance where Horror would ever physically hurt you is if you were to accidentally wander into one of the traps he sets in the woods during his episodes. He tries his best to find them all once they pass... but the woods outside the castle are vast, and his traps often so well made he can scarecely see them. There's usually someone with you when you do get caught in one, so they don't cause too much damage.
The others are often pretty understanding... but occasionally, on bad days, they might lash out as he's apologizing that he really should clean the forest up. The worst is when they're just... disappointed in him.
Again, they don't really mean it. Horror's amnesia has improved over time, but it's not something that he can help nor that will ever fully go away. But in the heat of the moment, as your ankles are bleeding and you're teary eyed... sometimes the others can't help but feel tired that this keeps happening.
The odds of Cross hurting you accidentally are quite slim. He doesn't get LV rushes, he doesn't forget... whatever it is truly would be an unusual mistake. Perhaps you swerved suddenly during training and grazed his sword, or he mistook you for something else during a mission and swung at you. More likely it would be something more mundane—a nightmare that has him shoving you off the bed, for example.
Dust would get a bit miffed about it. If even Cross is hurting you, then what does that say about your relationship with the rest of them?
Killer would be the only one to have any sort of big reaction to it. If it was a training accident, he'd likely snap at Cross on a good day. On a particularly bad day, he'd get into a physical fight with him over it to "teach him to be more careful". He would regret it later, when he finds Cross in your room gently changing out your bandages with the guiltiest look on his face....
If Nightmare has managed to hurt you on accident, something is seriously wrong. He has phenominal control over his magic and physical form—what he wishes to protect is held gently in his corruption, and only that which he hopes to purge faces its wrath. To hurt you on accident, he is likely ill or injured... barely aware of what he is lashing out at.
The others would be angry, but they'd also be far too worried about Nightmare to take it out on him beyond brief repremands and demands to stop.
Error would face the rage of the entire group if he so much as thought about violence against you. His frequent claims that one day he will destroy the multiverse, then you, then himself already piss most of the group off (save for Nightmare, who has yet to tell his old friend that his emotions say otherwise).
Were he to hurt you, it's unlikely he'd be allowed anywhere alone with you for a longgggg time. Killer and Dust would also undoubtly make him regret it, no matter how much of an accident he claims it to be.
What if Reader contracts a terminal disease? Curious...
I adore your writing style!
There is a 99% chance that all the boys would be in the room when any doctor delivered that news, because none of them like the thought of leaving you alone with strangers—particularily once the wider multiverse knows you're Nightmare's spouse.
Nightmare would have to drain the negative emotions away from his boys to prevent a complete four way meltdown. The doctor hardly gets to explain what's wrong before he has you bundled up in his tentacles in the antivoid, shoving you into Error's arms.
All disease of living organisms is rooted in genetics—your own or an invading viruses—and such things are easily perused in your code.
They ask before Error fixes the code responsible. Error knows how you feel about him changing it, but surely this is an exception?
If you agree, it's a day of careful tweaking inside of Nightmare's chambers, while everyone fusses over you, showering you in flowers, your favourite foods, and sweet desserts.
And if you won't agree?
Well, Nightmare will tell you that's alright. That he can find alternate medicine. Anything for his darling wife.
And if one evening Nightmare gives you some "special" tea to help you sleep, and you happen to drink such a thing, only to wake up long into the next afternoon with the pain sapped from your body...
Well, that was the medicine you asked him to find, wouldn't you agree?
I know you did a "what would happen if someone other than Killer found the Reader", but what happens after chapter 10? Would there be differences? Would the Reader actually be visited by the person, instead of them hiding in their room? (Love you, Killer, but that's NOT how you cope with that)
A follow-up on this ask :D
Dust spends the first few days of your imprisonment watching you. He might say a few words... let you know Horror's coming for dinner or murmur that you haven't brushed your hair, but otherwise he's so silent you could forget he was there.
Er... if he wasn't entirely creepy.
He's conflicted. You're Dream's healer—a human directly threatening his family. But Horror seems to think they abused your soultype.
Mostly, though? He can't bring himself to act any of his violent impulses out. You already experienced plenty when they took you. Plus... well... Every time he considers it, the faint memory of your magic flowing through him comes back, and he shortcuts away.
He doesn't trust you with Cross, but unlike in LCITN, he wouldn't object when Horror suggested bringing you to him, and would shortcut you there himself.
Dust starts actually interacting with you after he receives a nasty injury from Blue about a week following your capture and you fix it up for him. He'd been hiding it under his hoodie for several hours before you noticed it during his daily "stare-at-the-human" time. He never asks you to fix it... you just start doing it, and your magic is warm and strange and horribly sad. He can't help but try to experience it again. Every minor injury, and he's down there, letting you fix him up and exchanging quiet conversation about magic. Your facination with it is perplexing, yet strangely endearing.
Still, though, he's not opposed to Nightmare holding you for random, even if it starts to feel uncomfortable the more Horror shares about your naivity. Of course you didn't know who they were, or you never would have bothered helping him. When Nightmare resorts to some drastic measures, Dust ends up confessing how you saved his life, which contributes to his ultimate decision to allow you to roam the castle free as their healer.
While Killer still beats him at getting into a relationship with you, Dust takes far, FAR less time deliberating it. Plus, Horror's pretty quickly in agreement that they should show you some real love and affection.
Horror leaves you alone in the dungeons for a week after you’re captured. Killer can bring you food. Cross can linger at the bars and try to understand why you lied to them. He wants no damn part in it.
Except, it starts to eat at him.
That first time you healed him, you pushed yourself so hard you passed out. Why do that, if you’d known who he was then?
And every other time… that soft smile you gave, that drop of loneliness mixed into your loving magic.
Then there was the other things. The air mattress you called a bed. The dangerous neighbourhood.
The lack of food in your fridge.
Why hadn’t Dream been taking better care of ya? Why hadn’t they brought you to safety when they knew what Mare would do to you?
He finally brings himself to deliver your food himself and actually hear you out.
You knew him. Knew he was connected to Mare. But you’d enjoyed his company—enjoyed when Cross came too.
You’d practically been all alone since the Stars found you.
He can’t really help himself after that. He brings you fancier meals, makes you a soft nest of blankets to comfort you… and eventually convinces Nightmare that it’s far more useful to use you as a healer than it is to keep you in a dungeon.
Now you can know what it’s like to be taken care of. To have a real family…. And perhaps some lovers to make that soul of yours shine.
Dust, meanwhile, is fucking pissed in this reality. It's arguably worse than the fic itself. He can tell, from the way Horror's acting, exactly what he's considering. That somehow, because you saved his life and heal them all up now, that you're going to start being part of the family.
That you're going to be their LOVER.
Every attempt by Horror at connecting you fails worse than the last. And he tries. Cooking together, going out stargazing, going fishing... even a secret trip to the Omega Timeline. Nothing works.
It takes exactly the same extreme circumstances as will occur in LCITN to get Dudt to even warm up to you, and even then it is a while before he allows you close enough to realize that Horror might have been on to something.
Horror’s quite delighted when he finally gets to have both of you in his arms.
Cross is the only one of the gang who, once in love with you, has a far greater loyalty to you than the rest of the family. So when Nightmare drops them off in a universe that looks IDENTICAL to the one you're in, and Cross receives a sobbing call from you, terrified that you're going to die? He doesn't hesitate. Doesn't even bother trying to ask Killer for help. He finds you in the alleyways, wraps you up in his arms, and shortcuts.
You land in a random pacifist AU. Cross refuses to put you down until he finds a hotel where he can tend to your wounds.
Meanwhile, neither Nightmare nor Dream can find you. Nightmare doesn't know you enough to sense your negativity, and you're so upset Dream can barely pinpoint you. He knows, vaguely, that you're in another AU. That someone has taken you away. But he can't follow you without Nightmare coming too.
What Nightmare does know, however, is that Cross is missing. Missing and harbouring a heavy layer of guilt.
And when the gang track him down, only to find him curled around Dream's healer? To realize he has betrayed them?
Well, they aren't very happy.
Nightmare snatches you up, tossing you in the dungeons, and drags Cross to his office for an explanation. His perfect soldier lied to him. Failed to disclose a hidden relationship. Failed to realize who you were. And worse, he involved Killer in the whole affair.
After hours of apologies and begging, Nightmare allows you to share Cross' room, but refuses to drop his plan to use you as a bartering tool.
Killer knew about you. He was even starting to contemplate making his own move on you. But you were going to take Cross away from their family. Sharing loyalty is one thing—Killer could love you and the others. Would have, before all this. But Cross was going to leave them. Leave Killer forever for you.
Killer is extremely jealous at basically everything you do, and spends over a month being openly hostile towards you until Cross finally snaps at him. He panicked. He didn't have a choice but to run away with you. He was never going to leave Killer forever.
And just like that Killer is back to teasing and cuddling up to you. The two of you should have just said that you were going to include him in your little getaway eventually.
Horror, Dust, and Nightmare also take considerably longer to warm up to you, on account of you nearly stealing Cross away.
Nightmare:
In the world where Nightmare found you, you'd arrive in the castle of your own volition after many weeks of Nightmare carefully convincing you of how wonderful your life would be with a real family, in a comfortable, safe home, with all the affection Nightmare could give to you. He's successfully convinced you that he isn't quite as terrible as Dream made him out to be.
Is there an unhealthy dose of Nightmare convincing you Dream is worse than he actually is? Absolutely. But ultimately all he wants is for his healer to come home with him. Where you belong.
You're given the massive Queen's Quarters to live in. Nightmare absolutely pampers you. You're given beautiful dresses and jewels, luxurious picnics in the gardens, and showered in his affections.
The castle comes alive with your arrival, too. Nightmare allows vendors to come in and set up little market days. In the evenings the theatre is alive with plays, operas, and symphonies.
He does not object when Killer and Cross begin stealing kisses from you in the hallways. Killer might be a bit much… but they would make good lovers for you.
It takes many months of PAINFULLY obvious pining from Nightmare (and Killer continually hinting it to him) before Nightmare realizes that it does bother him. Not because they are your lovers. But because he, despite every action of his subconsciously screeching that it was so, deeply adores you.
Loves you.
He brings you outside of the castle to confess. It’s the first time you’re allowed since he brought you home, too afraid Dream may try to take what is rightfully his.
The feeling of you kissing him is beyond anything he could have imagined from books.
Error doesn’t really get up in Nightmare’s business. Is he mildly surprised to find you in his castle, companions with two of his men? Maybe. But he’s not going to let you know that.
By your headcanons for nm and his gang, which of the seven human soul traits do you think each would have? It's a fun thing for me to think about, so i'm curious :o
Killer: Perseverence
His universe... the player... the creators... they all put him through hell. But still he kept pushing forward, until he took back what was his.
And if that perseverence now manifests as teasing the cute little human he found in some random AU until she's his datemate... well isn't that a sweet twist of fate?
Horror: Kindness
He was selfish, when he declared that Snowdin should eat any humans that fall. He did it on a whim—injured, his severed magic making memories hazy and anger unbearable.
But when the opportunity presented itself, years later, to free his people from that hell? He took it.
And now that he has a new family, he would do anything to look out for them.
Dust: Justice
His sense of it may be twisted, aligning far more with Nightmare's "neccessary/normal rights and wrongs of the multiverse"... and he may have a vendetta against the whole human race for the actions of a few... but it is, to him, a kind of justice.
Cross: Integrity
He is perhaps the only member of the group that has an honest sense of honour and morality that extends to all people. Horror may be a close second, but his is more of a list of personal rules than a true sense of right/wrong.
Nightmare: Patience
Nightmare is a man of many goals. He does not mind if they take long to plan and execute. Eventually, all will turn in his favour, and he will seize that which he seeks.
Error: Determination
Nothing can sway his resolve to destroy the "anomalies" of the multiverse. What could be more determined, then to follow a goal you know will bear no fruit? Which, when even the original universe is touched by the creators and their twisted ideals, means nothing?
So! Im a cane-wielder and it made me very curious on Bad Sanses and what they’d do differently with a physically disabled Reader? (Either Cane user and/or Wheelchair bound! Paralysis or leg pain stuff like that!)
As thanks for blessing my eyes and cursing my spinterest indulgence, some bonus Reader-Insert w/ The Boys™️ doodles
Ahhh I love your doodles!! The way Killer is just stabbing away... he's not even trying. This WOULD be how Dream and Ink looked if Reader had actually tried introducing them. Your persona is also super snazzy, I adore the glasses!!
If Reader was a cane user:
The scenario in the second doodle would happen way more than it should if you tried training with Killer or Dust. They get FAR too into the battle and completely forget to use their brains. That would earn you way more time with Cross and Nightmare, though, as they wouldn't haphazardly launch blasters around the only non-Sans-based member of the team.
Killer doesn't do too much differently, though he does accidentally drop your cane into the void the first few shortcuts. Not a great start when you're trying to date someone. When he kidnaps you, he wants to bring it. He really does. His hands wrap around it, but it's such an obvious act of consideration... the kind he would never do for anyone else. The kind Nightmare would notice right away. He's insanely relieved when he spots you walking around the castle with Horror and realizes he gave you a new one.
Every single time he incinerates your cane he comes to your room with a bunch of cats to apologize.
When things went south in the Underground, between the famine and the fighting with Undyne's troops, many of Horror's closest friends in Snowdin became disabled. Because of it, he's a lot more empathetic towards you than the others when you're first kidnapped. He ends up getting you a new cane after he realizes you need it and keeps a slightly closer eye on Dust. First the Stars didn't tell you about them, then they kidnapped you and plopped you in a dungeon without your cane... he really doesn't want to see you keep suffering.
Later on, he always seems to notice when you're in pain or need a break immediately, and he's definitely scolded Killer and Dust many a time for incinerating your cane or otherwise pushing you too hard in training. You're their healer, not a teleporting machine of destruction like they are. After the second time it happens, he ends up premptively buying you a few backup canes. You can never be too careful when you live with those two.
Nightmare spends multiple months believing your cane is a magic staff. He's read about humans using them in his books, and you display considerable magic—it only makes sense, really. He obviously sees you use it for walking, but it doesn't occur to him that it doesn't serve any other secret function (besides wacking Dust).
During one of your magic lessons, he gifts you a beautiful magical staff covered in gemstones. It's gorgeous... but absolutely massive and completely useless considering your healing is touch-based. Nightmare is appaled when you never bring it around, until Cross questions why you would even need a magic staff.
He never speaks of it again, other than when you tease him about it. But please... do not let Killer find out.
Cross is always a worrywart, especially in the early stages of your relationship. There were humans in Xtale, but he mostly just spent time with Chara and Frisk, especially in the last timeline... he's not fully sure what you'd want or need from him, and he's way too nervous to ask until you clock his anxious behaviour and tell him not to fuss so much. He's a perfectly good datemate, and you'd tell him if you wanted something from him. If you had days with particularly bad leg pain, he'd keep you company, even dropping missions to do so.
Dust incinerates your cane on purpose one time and never again, because Horror immediately drags him away and initiates the biggest fight they've had in years. He's not okay with food-related attacks and he's not okay with this either.
Once you're on good terms, he usually offers to teleport you long distances around the castle and fetches new canes from Horror's backup storage every time he accidentally incinerates them in training.
Error knows you're a human, you're perplexing, and if you're having a bad day you should get away from that mess of a castle and come lounge around with him instead. Occasionally he just wraps you up in his strings and brings you to the Antivoid right out from under the other's noses. If you're in pain, you should be somewhere quiet.