#leafcabbage

[neoncat669]

Hannah bilka

panda bear CUB!!!!!!! has to be cub

photo from the national zoo

[haveyoureadthismcytfic]

You need an AO3 account to read: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32004988

Have you read You Can't Spell Student Government Without Three Letters From Stupid (Dream SMP)?

I have read it

I haven't read it, but I will now

I haven't read it, but I'm in the fandom

I haven't read it, but I'm not in the fandom

Voting ended onMay 9, 2025

Summary:

Nothing brings people together like a good ol' student government and nothing destroys mental health like college. (Disclaimer: Not All That Much About Actual Student Government)

Author: @leafcabbage

Note from Submitter: "Honestly one of my favourite dsmp fics of all time. I've cried multiple times throughout the series. TLDR: ranboo is NOT having a poggers uni experience. tubbo and tommy are there too"

[canuckingaround]

victor and 11

Victor's eyes are wide as he grips the broken hockey stick. The carbon fiber is sharp as he plunges it into the chest below him. His thighs stradled around their waist as blood gushes from the wound with every twist, every push, every sound of bone crunching and flesh squelching.

He had to do something. He had to do this or it would never stop. 'Drastic times call for drastic measures' is what they always said and he just couldn't take it anymore. The man under him doesn't move, doesn't even look at him. His eyes are solely on the ceiling of the arena and Victor could cry.

A shattered yell forces itself out of his throat as he throws the stick across the ice, blood streaking in it's trail. Red pools around them, staining the blue of the logo as Victor shoves his hands into the wound. There is no beating heart to be found within the broken ribcage, though he doubts one can be found within his own anyway.

Send me a number and I’ll write a micro story using the word or phrase 11. drastic

[antimony-medusa]

hiya medusa its been a while! im curious - as someone who has been watching phil for a while now, have you noticed anything specific thats changed with how he does rp/creates his characters? ive not had the chance to see much of his qsmp stuff, but i imagine having done various smps with various levels of rp/lore, there must have been changes to his approach

Okay so there have been two big changes from DSMP to QSMP that I've noticed. The first one is just that Phil is way more willing to do lore, and to tell his own story? In DSMP he was constantly deferring to whoever the writers were for the arc and never wanted to run over any of that, so he'd be really reluctant to join RP when it wasn't "official canon" and he'd be very careful not to overstep the bounds of the story other people had written. It was always lore being written by someone else— wilbur or techno or tommy or sam or dream— I think the syndicate end is the only one he actually fully wrote? On QSMP he's WAY more open with telling his own story. With the ender king possession arc that we just had, he just role-played for I think over two hours over two different streams, and that was a story he built collaboratively with the admins, but it was also one he clearly had a hand in himself. So I would say just the willingness to roleplay and tell a story is much increased. And he's using cinematics and special Minecraft skins and voice modulators— he's going for it!

The other change is uh, the gay roleplay and flirting. If you watch things like Hexxit Homies Phil definitely used to be more comfortable playing into the relationship rp, but on DSMP he was surrounded by minors or characters he was canonically related to or creators who didn't really go for flirting on-screen (techno). So all of that stopped. And then he went to QSMP and FitMC was there, and Charlie Slime, and Etoiles, and Missa, and boy. Phil flirts back/rps back now. And will say things like "stay away from my platonic husband!" and put his bed next to someone's, and pole dance on his husband, and tell FitMC he's stolen his heart, and talk about his cock with Etoiles, and much more. You can just tell that he has way less issue with the jokes and the implications now. Which honestly makes perfect sense, playing into gay rp with someone who can legally rent a car and who is clearly delightedly making jokes about it is not the the same as with a sixteen year old. To understate the situation slightly.

[medusasstory]

hi medusa, this might be a weird ask but i feel it is IMPERATIVE that i let you know that there is a website that live streams street cats eating, and one of the cats is named ms. medusa. i saw her and immediately had to send that information to you

https://streetcat.wiki/index.php/Ms._Medusa

OMG HELLO

[synech-doche]

what do you think...

nose so long..... it says no volume but i can hear the snorfing through my screen.... beautiful creature....

[bidoofenergy]

I dont think you meant to give me an opportunity to talk about dogman but im here anyway (the perils of being a leafcabbage mutual) you might know this already but the premise of the comics is that they're being written by two 5th graders (who are learning about classic books. so some dog man books are called things like "Mothering Heights" and "Tale of Two Kitties") so a dogs head being sewn to a man's body because they're both dying is like average 10 year old boy storytelling lol. dav pilkey (dog man and captain underpants author) has such a good idea of how kids Are and I love it

NO YEAH ITS INSANE AND DEVASTATING IF YOU THINK TOO LONG AND SO ON BRAND FOR KIDS there's a really good fan comic about dogman that made me cry lemme see if i can find it

ETA: FOUND IT

on many levels the captain underpants series was so good!! adhd/dyslexia rep, approachable, genuinely funny, and so so absurd,, for me it was right as schools/librarians were pushing the "graphic novels are novels" message which i know was/still is a big deal for a lot of kids..

anyways my dav pilkey story is that i got to meet him at 18 as a college freshman and tell him how much i loved his books and that i thought it was really cool harold married a man and now i have a signed full-color copy of the first captain underpants book

[sillee]

hey aren't all those house CCs that you liked on your page implying that you support american capitalism?

damn frick ur right