#lefty eaps

[justuraverageweirdo]

I know it wasn’t his fault but damn Lunar came at the worst possible time 😭🙏

[cgarttrailsandtails]

TwilightDancer (Eclipse x Ballora) and others Incorrect quotes cause FUNNY

Ballora: Purple Puppet: Purple/White

Eclipse: Orange Monty: Green

Lefty: Pink Foxy: Red

Sun/Moon: Orange/Blue Vincent: Blue

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I WILL marry you!

NOOOOOOO-

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Vincent won’t trace it back to us.

Are you kidding? Vincent traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us!

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Foxy, may I offer you something? Water? Tea? My hand in marriage?

Wait wha-

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Eclipse is at that very special age where he only has one thing on his mind.

Girls?

Homicide.

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*phone rings*

Hello?

I’m inside your house…

Okay?

*hangs up, then the phone rings again*

Yello!

Why did you hang up? Why did you hang up on me?

If you’re inside my house just come talk to me… *snickering in background*

I’m inside the closet, heh heh…

Oh you’re gay?

What? No I’m not gay-

Oh, no it’s alright my cousin’s gay.

No I’m not gay I’m literally in your closet!

Wait… who is this?

Hehehe, come find out…

Where are you?!

ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? I JUST SAID I’M IN YOUR CLOSET!

Oh… *dying of laughter*

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So. I’m in love. With Eclipse.

...

I’m in love with Eclipse.

Our Eclipse?

Yes. Thoughts?

And prayers you’re gonna need it-

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I need boy advice, help!

Kill him.

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(Where? Thingy cause I think it’s funny)

“He hates everybody!”

WHERE?

“He’s so spot on with his words people hate him for it!”

WHERE?

“He says curse words every ten seconds!”

WHERE?

“He’s a single father!”

WHERE?

“He can’t make friends cause he sucks at being nice to people!”

WHERE?

“He has a f*cking sword!”

WHERE? (Not a bad trait really but uh okay)

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Foxy, I’m cold.

*takes off jacket and wraps around her* here, hon.

Eclipse, I’m cold.

Sucks.

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Foxy, am I ugly?

What? No, I’m looking at you right now and you’re the most beautiful girl in the world!

Hey Eclipse, am I ugly?

Very much.

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I made Ballora cry today.

Wait what? What happened?

Well, she came up to me and said:

“Hey I think you’re pretty cute!”

So then I said “that’s nice.” And she was like “well don’t you like me?”

And then I asked her, “hey, how would you like to be the sun in my life?”

And she went “oh, cause I’m so bright?”

So then I said “well, kinda. But you can start by being 93 million miles away from me.”

*Puppet dies of laughter*

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Hey, about that love letter you sent me…

*blushes* what’re your thoughts?

The fourth sentence-

Yeah I know, that’s when I got really emotional and-

It’s “you’re” not “your”.

:/

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Eclipse likes playing hard to get.

Lucky for him I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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I want that twink obliterated. (You can decide who she’s talking about :D)

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I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU BALLORA-

Are we about to kiss?

Wha- huh- what!?!

I’m not even mad anymore, now I’m just confused-

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(If Eclipse actually liked Ballora back)

*Getting ready to go out to a fancy restaurant*

Oh, going on a date I see? Who’s the lucky gal?

*pause* I forgot to ask you out, didn’t I?

*blushing* D: YES! I’ll be ready in ten minutes-

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(Last one!)

If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Yeah.

Okay, I love you!

It back.

Later:

Why is Ballora sobbing on the floor?

*shrugs*

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Thanks for reading everyone!

[calixto-calamity]

lefty x Eclipse rare pair ❗️❗️❗️❗️