TwilightDancer (Eclipse x Ballora) and others Incorrect quotes cause FUNNY
Ballora: Purple Puppet: Purple/White
Eclipse: Orange Monty: Green
Sun/Moon: Orange/Blue Vincent: Blue
Vincent won’t trace it back to us.
Are you kidding? Vincent traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us!
Foxy, may I offer you something? Water? Tea? My hand in marriage?
Eclipse is at that very special age where he only has one thing on his mind.
*hangs up, then the phone rings again*
Why did you hang up? Why did you hang up on me?
If you’re inside my house just come talk to me… *snickering in background*
I’m inside the closet, heh heh…
Oh, no it’s alright my cousin’s gay.
No I’m not gay I’m literally in your closet!
ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? I JUST SAID I’M IN YOUR CLOSET!
So. I’m in love. With Eclipse.
I’m in love with Eclipse.
And prayers you’re gonna need it-
(Where? Thingy cause I think it’s funny)
“He’s so spot on with his words people hate him for it!”
“He says curse words every ten seconds!”
“He can’t make friends cause he sucks at being nice to people!”
“He has a f*cking sword!”
WHERE? (Not a bad trait really but uh okay)
*takes off jacket and wraps around her* here, hon.
What? No, I’m looking at you right now and you’re the most beautiful girl in the world!
I made Ballora cry today.
Wait what? What happened?
Well, she came up to me and said:
“Hey I think you’re pretty cute!”
So then I said “that’s nice.” And she was like “well don’t you like me?”
And then I asked her, “hey, how would you like to be the sun in my life?”
And she went “oh, cause I’m so bright?”
So then I said “well, kinda. But you can start by being 93 million miles away from me.”
*Puppet dies of laughter*
Hey, about that love letter you sent me…
*blushes* what’re your thoughts?
Yeah I know, that’s when I got really emotional and-
It’s “you’re” not “your”.
Eclipse likes playing hard to get.
Lucky for him I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.
I want that twink obliterated. (You can decide who she’s talking about :D)
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU BALLORA-
I’m not even mad anymore, now I’m just confused-
(If Eclipse actually liked Ballora back)
*Getting ready to go out to a fancy restaurant*
Oh, going on a date I see? Who’s the lucky gal?
*pause* I forgot to ask you out, didn’t I?
*blushing* D: YES! I’ll be ready in ten minutes-
If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Why is Ballora sobbing on the floor?
Thanks for reading everyone!
