#legends crack

[kendrysaneela]

Legends of Tomorrow as text posts 5/?

[waveridercrewmember]

Conversations with Damien Darhk Post-Hell, Pt. 2

Damien Darhk, casually strolling into Gary’s house to exact revenge for Nora being Gary’s fairy godmother: Gary Green. You and I need to have a little chat.

Gary Green, in all his d&d attire glory: What?!? How did you get into my apartment?!?

Damien: Magic. Speaking of, word around the Waverider is that Nora’s magic is now tied up with you. As you can image, a dedicated father like myself is not happy with someone squashing her potential. So I’ve come here to make a deal with you.

Gary, terrified: A deal?

John Constantine, walking out of Gary’s bedroom wearing nothing but his tie: Sorry mate, but Gary only has room for one man in his life who’s been to hell.

Damien, grinning: John Constantine! What a surprise.

John, lighting a cigarette and looking unimpressed: Ready to go back to hell old man?

Damien: I’ll have to pass. But don’t worry, I’m not trying to take over the world again. I just want Gary to tell Nora to transfer the fairy godmother powers to me and I’ll be his fairy godmother.

Gary, confused: ...Uhhhh why?

Damien: Nora has sacrificed so much of her life for me, and with the second chance I have, I’ve vowed to free her. So I’ll be your fairy godmother, and the Legends will get the perfect way to keep track of me, so everyone gets what they want.

Gary, hesitant: I’m not sure about this...the Time Moms won’t be happy...

Damien: Do it or I’ll incinerate all your d&d supplies.

Gary, fearful: Okay, okay! I agree.

Damien: So it’s settled! Gary, fairy godmother me.

Gary, nervous, summoning Nora: Oh fairy godmother...

Constantine: This is going be one hell of a disaster.

[kendrysaneela]

Legends of Tomorrow as text posts 7/?

[kleptoandpyro]

Actual footage of Mick Rory on the Waverider with the Elvis Sandwich.

@flarrowverse-shipyard takes full blame for this

[kendrysaneela]

Legends of Tomorrow text posts 6/?

[kleptoandpyro]

Tell me this wouldn’t happen

[kleptoandpyro]

Ray: hey you know if I punched myself in the face and it hurt does that mean I’m weak or strong?

Nate: strong

Mick: weak

Len: an idiot. it means you're an idiot.

[kendrysaneela]

Legends of Tomorrow Text Posts 8/?