#kleptoandpyro textposts

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Snart: Looks like it's time to move onto Plan Two

Legends: Don't you mean Plan B?

Snart: Using letters insinuates I only have 25 backup plans

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Cisco, sitting bolt upright: if we got Ralph, Firestorm, Dr Light, and covered Swamp Thing in cheese puffs, and made Nate stand on the STAR labs ironing board, we could totally recreate the Fantastic 4 fight the Silver Surfer

Caitlin: why do you think these things

Barry: is he wrong tho

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Barry: Trust me, I know what I’m doing

Snart: Not even the Speedforce knows what you’re doing, Barry

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Barry: So what's it like dating Snart?

Mick: Once, I asked him for some water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said, "Wait."

Iris: I love him.

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Cisco: You’re an asshole, you know that?

Harry: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you are, Ramon.

Barry: But then he wouldn’t get to insult anyone.

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Rip: I can’t believe I’m single on Valentine’s Day.

Mick: Well, you know what they say. Roses are red...

Len: Violets are blue...

Rip: Don’t.

Sara [holding up a bottle]: Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Brainy + Adware

I’m just laughing to myself because can you imagine if Brainy got like a computer virus or adware and just started shouting out like popups and Ads mid conversation with people

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Brainy: Kara, did you know that - YOU'RE OUR 1,000,000TH CUSTOMER! CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

Kara: ??

Brainy: I apologize. I am not entirely sure why this keeps happening.

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Brainy: Nia, you will pleased to know that I have successfully booked a reservation tonight at your favourite restaurant, what is your opinion on- HOT NEW SINGLES IN YOUR AREA.

Nia: I'm sorry, what

Brainy: Oh no

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Brainy: Director Danvers, I have triangulated the alien signal but I'm afraid that- THERE HAS BEEN SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY ON YOUR CARD SO YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN LOCKED

Alex: My account has been locked? What are you talking about? The DEO's systems?

Brainy: Negative! You see- FOLLOW THE LINK TO RE-OPEN YOUR ACCOUNT

Alex: Brainy you're scaring me, are you saying we've been compromised??

Brainy: What I am trying to say is- IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND IN 24 HOURS YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE PERMANENTLY LOCKED AND YOUR INFORMATION WILL BE LOST

Alex: Oh my god??

Brainy: *yells at the sky*

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Axel: vegetable oil is made from vegetables

Axel: coconut oil is made from coconuts,

Axel: so baby oil must be made from-

Len: please can we just have a nice family dinner for once