average person with lego sheets gets laid 3 times a year" factoid is actually (sic) just statistical error. average person with lego sheets gets laid 0 times per year. Crushin, who lives in gay lego hell & gets laid over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
One day, a talented guy, girl or other, A special one who fics like a mother-, will write the Fic of Resistance stash from its hidden refuge undertrash. And with gay lego babies at the helm, This Master Writer will thwart the anons and save the realm, And be the creepiest, most depraved, Most fucked up person of all times. All this is true, because it rhymes.
