GORL is proud to present Bikram Earthing. It’s like Gwynnie’s “earthing therapy” but with a bed of coals heated to 538°C (1000°F for those of you who didn’t attend a private Swiss education). Goopster’s earthing therapy claims to alleviate depression, arthritis, and insomnia, but only Bikram Earthing helps your feet sweat out impurities and shine their spirit! Provided your feet adhere to the properties of the Leidenfrost effect. . If you’re only practicing earthing therapy, you’re not living your best life and honestly I don’t know why you’re here. It’s like you want to spend every day in yoga pants with your hair pulled back. I mean, really, have some pride in yourself. . #gwynnie #goopster #earthing #therapy #earthingtherapy #bikramearthing #betterearthing #hotcoals #letyoursoulglow #abetteryou #unlessyourewearingyogapants #shame #gorl #leidenfrosteffect #glutenfree