Nov 14, 2012
So my mom and dad were talking about me as a baby
apparently i
never went through a crawling phase, i just grabbed onto things and walked
said i liked to eat babies
my dad once gave me a pb&j sandwich, and he gave me a cup of milk, then said i should wash it down with milk, so he turned around to make himself a sandwich, and when he turns back around, i'm washing my hands with the milk, really confused like
my mom gives me an apple, and a few minutes later, she asks for the core. "the what?" "the part with the seeds that you don't eat" "you don't eat that?"
my mom convinced me to eat lobster once by telling me it was sebastion from the little mermaid
i was a pretty hardcore baby
