freakishly good ventriloquist. crazy for a guy with such an expressive face. its one of his many party tricks. he uses this skill at his drag shows, he'll bring one of his scary clown puppets and do a weird little stand up comedy ventriloquism segment. he's so weird. im scared of him. im scared of all ventriloquists ngl. especially good ones. especially lemmy.
ate paper as a child. specifically the blue and pink construction paper sheets. they tasted the best. lemmys consumed a lot of art supplies in his 21 years of life. please stop putting your paint water next to your drinking water it is not healthy to consume so much phthalo blue. has scranned so many crayons. he insists it had no effect. his intestines look like drag race design challenge. hes fiiiiine.
very good wig stylist. duh. the queen of dragggg. also just a regular everyday wig enthusiast. he has so many wigs that look like his regular hair just with the colours swapped. fun fact about soup lemmy. the mohawk is a wig. his real hair is very very very curly. same colours, just around a 3c-4a hair texture. he loves wigs. yes he does the edges of his wigs. locked in. he loves a fun everyday wig just to switch it up a lil. he gets bored of having the same hair every day.
AVID comic artist. if lemonade s koopa was a real guy you could commission him to draw you comics of mlp yuri. hed do it for free. its fun for him. hes a freelance graphic artist and he's done a lot of work in a variety of fields but his favourite is fandom commissions. please ask him to draw charlie x pim yaoi. please. dabbles in freaky art x. lemmy would be an amazing digital circus fan. i dont know anything about tadc. but he would. he draws many things. this doesnt have anything to do with the freaky art. just wanted to tell you.
has acted in many commercials meant for kids products. probably because he looks like hes in third grade. 15 year old prince of the darklands acting in advertisements for baby park. he has zero regrets that shit was fun. hed do it now if he wasnt mad tatted. it makes him look 12 rather than 9. most people think theyre temporary tattoos. guys hes 21 he swears.
genuine clown college degree. shmachelor of "science". lemmys not so good at traditional schooling endeavours. never did too great in highschool, never really wanted a traditional university experience, but he loved clown college. making friends, being the best balloon animal artist in the kingdom, performing, it was the most fun hes ever had. it felt nice to be. truly honestly good at something.
addicted to making paper stars. no he has not been to the psychiatric hospital. as a patient at least. hes been making paper stars for YEARS, since he was a Child back in sarasaland. hes weirdly good at paper crafts, hes been making paper decorations his whole life and used to sell them at a little stall for money. little paper stars are his favourite to make. theyre simple and easy and he gets to slip handfuls into his siblings pockets when he's bored. its affection to him.
hes very crafty in general honestly. he was the kid on the playground making the most elaborate loom band creations back in the day. he still does ngl. but he's a huge kandi kid, and hes locked in on making MASTERPIECES out of beads. blu hydrangea made an outfit out of hama beads for pride and i think lemmy would do something similar with his drag outfits, he loves an unconventional material. kandi dress kandi bracelets kandi wig kandi studded heels. hes cunty like that. he loves crafting. we mine and we craft.
designs 90% of his tattoos himself. the other 10% are the shit ones iggy drew. he thought they were funny enough to tattoo onto his body forever. he has such a cute cartoony style and he adores making art for himself. so colourful and so cutie patootie. most of his tattoos are of cartoon and game characters. hes whimsical like that. he and iggy have a Lot of matching tattoos. twins!!! lemmy drew himself a rosy maple moth and iggy has a more realistic deaths head moth. matching chest tattoos with twin! they're so cute.
absolutely shit at karting. dogshit. abysmal. shout out lemmy badwagon. he just wants to have fun! he doesn't like hitting his siblings. unless they fuck with him. hes shit at actually racing but his banana aim is freakishly accurate. clown college taught him many things. lemmys a shit driver. hes more focused on doing increasingly elaborate tricks for funsies and cheering for his siblings.