Hii so. Not my usual type of post BUT long story short, I made one of those "slender brothers" characters as a joke with my friends, then immediately realized I love and cherish said character. So here he is!
This is Lenderman, yes he is a (loan) shark. He's actually more mafia boss but it's close enough that it doesn't really matter. I made him recently, he is an uncle rather than a brother, and I love him dearly. More info below the cut, in list form!
• He's said "sleeping with the fishies" instead of "sleeping with the fishes" for his entire life. Nobody corrected him, and now people are too scared to try
• He LOVES fish, and not just to eat! He has a HUGR aquarium. Like, an entire wall AND the ceiling are all glass to show a huge aquarium as big as your average single-floor middle class house.
• He has gills, and will sit at the bottom of his aquarium and pet the sharks and stingrays if he's stressed out
• His shark fin on his head moves up and down like a cockatiel's crest, to express emotions
• He wears gloves because his limbs all end in the same material as a shark's skin, and he doesn't want to tear the skin off of anyone he shakes hands with
• Surprisingly Woke, for being older than slenderman. (He's inspired by the "Polyamorous Tony" bit)
• Has the stereotypical Italian-new yorker mob boss accent, and speaks Italian. His parents aren't Italian or new Yorkers. Nobody in his family is from Italy or New York. He just randomly developed the accent when he went through his equivalent of puberty and nobody knows where it came from
• His coat and gloves are the only real clothes he wears. The rest, save for his tie (which is his tentacles) are just part of his skin or "plumage"
• Had a childhood plushie! It was a giant plushie of a fish (like, bigger than he was tall when he got it) and it's currently mounted on the wall with a golden plaque with its name.















