New gate new character so yk what time it is
Ft. Leonardo, Micheal, Will, Mikhail, Lucas
Mikhail: An emotional minefield.
Will: A neurochemical reaction.
Micheal: Baby don't hurt me.
Lucas: Hey, let’s mess with Leo, guys!
Mikhail: Hey, Leo, your momma so fat-
Leo: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
Micheal: Well, uh- your dad-
Leo: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
Will: Your grandparents so-
Leo: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Leo: You cannot best me, mortals.
Switch Leo with Mik and it still works lol 7/10
Mikhail: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Will: Hey, have any of you guys seen Micheal? They’ve been gone for a while..
Lucas: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.
Will: Ooh, there you are-
Lucas: I- where were you?!
Micheal: Walking right behind you guys.
10/10 Leo🤝Mikhail:Tall af
Mikhail: Lucas is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.
Will: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Lucas: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Mikhail: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Leo: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*
Will: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Lucas: Paranormal Activity.
Micheal: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Mikhail: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Leo: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Lucas: I kicked Micheal in the shin-
Micheal: -So I kicked Lucas between the legs.
Will: I burned a town down.
10/10 there was more but I cut it off here bc literally canon
Leo: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Micheal: Several traffic violations.
Lucas: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Will: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Mikhail: Also, that’s not our car.
10/10 bitch can you even own a car in America?
Lucas: Would never stab anyone.
Will: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Micheal: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Leo: Would stab without warning.
Mikhail: Would stab as a warning.
8/10 canon but we been knew this
Will: You three, explain right now!
Do I even have to say anything?
Mikhail: Are we really going to let Micheal keep Leo?
Have fun stewing these in ur brain u dumb fuck (affectionate)