Feb 16, 2018
Leafy: Fight me!
Theo & Valya, standing behind Leafy and mouthing: Touch our cinnamon roll and we will destroy you.
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Leafy: Fight me!
Theo & Valya, standing behind Leafy and mouthing: Touch our cinnamon roll and we will destroy you.
Theo: You think I’m into Leafy and Valya? Connor: Yes, Theo, I do, because you are. Arin: You mentioned their names nine times in the last ten minutes. Theo: Nobody asked you, Arin.
Theo: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but-
Valya: You're wrong.
Theo: But I didn't even-
Leafy: You're wrong!
Valya: I want to get drunk and do something stupid.
Leafy: I’m something stupid, do me!
Valya: Excuse me, miss?
Theo: Please, call me Theo.
Valya: I'd really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.
Theo: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Connor: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Theo: Not when you’re playing with Valya, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral”. And I put “dog”.
Valya: I hate being touched.
Valya: The last time I touched another person was in 2006. In hand-to-hand combat.
Theo: Leafy is literally hugging you right now.
Valya, visibly blushing: This means nothing.
Phoenix: Where are you going?
Valya, walking out the door with Leafy and Theo: To get ice-cream or commit a felony. We’ll decide in the car.