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Leafy: you seem happy today. Did something good happen?

Valya: Can I not just be in a good mo-

Theo: Phoenix tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Leafy: Fight me!

Theo & Valya, standing behind Leafy and mouthing: Touch our cinnamon roll and we will destroy you.

Leafy: Dude, I saw the biggest nerd sitting in your seat yesterday. Valya: That was me with my glasses on.

therapist: so you said your childhood was satisfactory? Jesse: no, you misheard me, I said it was "sadness factory."

Leafy: They keep telling me to leave dabbing in 2017, but I think they should be more worried about leaving their unwanted opinion instead.

Leafy: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin.

Valya: …

Valya: Do you mean “excited?”

Leafy, driving: road work ahead? Leafy, about to drive into a concrete mixer: uh, yeah, i sure hope it does!

Leafy: yo, is that guy sleeping or is he dead?

Valya: hopefully dead, i hated him.

Theo: yeah, same here.

Cartman, waking up: first of all, fuck you guys-

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