#lesbian ally

[lgbtqiatext]

[autisticsupervillain]

I think Agent 47 should be more popular on Tumblr.com. He's right up our alley.

He's a canonically asexual aromantic who kills billionaires for a living.

He's an amoral old man.

The barcode on the back of his head leads to a dildo shop.

He is inexplicably skilled in every job he could possibly need for a disguise to work. Drumming? Check. Doctoring? Sure. Clowning? You bet your ass.

He cannot resist the urge to make thinly veiled death jokes when talking to his targets. His go-to alias is "Tobias Rieper".

His wife locked him in the basement until he upped his billionaire killing quota.

He's canonically responsible for killing Harry and Marv from Home Alone.

He once bludgeoned Santa Claus unconscious with a brick and stole his clothes. He then stole his sleigh to escape the crime scene.

Some of his most notable escapes include riding away on the backs of dolphins, putting on a flamingo suit and flying away like a bird, and letting himself get abducted by aliens. Among others.

He's a canonical lesbian ally. In one case, he gave a girl a pep talk for her upcoming date and in another he saved a lesbian couple about to get married from a serial killer.

He's a tri-racial icon with five dads.

Nearly every NPC he passes remarks about how attractive he is. Including men.

Autism icon. In my heart.

[super-ace]

Lesbians, your time to be a menace to society has arrived. Happy Lesbian Visibility Week my darlings. Lots of love, the aces 🧡🤍🩷

[dontyoudarejudg3]

OKAY

SO

Today, I am out with my non binary and trans masc friends, both of whom attend an all girls catholic school, which is where they know the antagonist of this story from. We are out at the mall, and all dressed kinda alt, and the two of them are looking very androgynous. This bitch that my friends used to be best friends with and now have major beef comes up and (SHE KNOW THAT THE TWO OF THEM ARE NON BINARY AND TRANSMASC BTW) says to my friends,

“Looking feminine, girls! I love the kind of grungy girl look you have going on [non binary friend] and omg [deadname of transmasc friends] you look so girls I could never make such a short haircut so chic and feminine. Gosh, hey [non bindery friend] do you remember when you had 5at phase where you wanted to look all not girly? And dress like a boy? So glad ur over that hahah that was so weird like everyone thought you were doing it for attention. ”

She is clearly and obviously trying to cause both of my friends dysphoria, IN PUBLIC, FOR NO RESON BUT AO,E LONG DEAD BULLSHIT

My friends are both frozen (bc they are insecure introverts who are two steps away from tears), so I step in and threaten this bitch. This is, roughly, what I say

“Listen here, you raging cunt. I know you know that neither of my friends are girls. Why the fuck have you decided you get to play god with their emotions and force them into a box and cause them emotional pain? What would you do if I just fucking slapped you or called you names just because I could? Just caused you pain for no reason? You’d freak out huh? So trust me when I say, come near my friends with that bitch-ass attitude again, and I will slap you.”

Anyway I have never met this girl but I have seen photos and been told the lore and so, seeing as she a) doesn’t know my name and b) will not learn my name nor remember my face and c) does not go to my school I’m not super scared

That’s my story for today

[tastetherainbow180]

Found this on Pinterest and I'm not complaining but yes!

[faksatankitty666]

I drew that art using only Paint and my computer mouse!... Please be proud of me!...

I also drew it for my friend, she's a closed lesbian, so I won't tag them. I support all allys, but mostly lesbians, I think they're really cute and lovely! 🦄

I also support Trump, but that doesn't really matter right now... :3

[theedexterspeckman]

i love you femme transbians

i love you futch transbians

i love you butch transbians

i love you disabled transbians

i love you sex worker transbians

i love you neurodivergent transbians

i love you transbians of color

i love you closeted transbians

i love you transbians

[fruitypunchy]

Here is a Killer Croc ✨LESBIAN PRIDE FLAG✨

feel free to add whatever you want on top of this to use as a background in your profile pics (I highly recommend Killer Croc tho)