#lesbiantwilight

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Emmett: So how is like to date Rosalie?

Bella: Once i asked her for a glass of water when she was mad at me, and she brought me a full glass of ice and said “wait”.

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Imagine Vampire!Bella and Human!Rosalie headcanons

A while ago I decided to question how it would have been and you guys gave me some good ideas, so here we go

-The Hale's moved to Forks after their daugther was attacked and raped by her boyfriend and his friends. The family thought that moving to a smaller town, away from New York and the jerk who got free from jail was the best for them;

-Rosalie would have a lot of trusting issues because of that, but would also be very quiet and scared;

-Bella would see her in the corner of the cafeteria, looking around like she was expecting someone to jump from somewhere;

-Jasper would let her know how scared the girl is, and then Edward would tell her exactly why. Bella would be so damn mad and sad;

-She has to approach with extreme caution. Rosalie actually ignores her the first five times she tried to initiate a conversation;

-Bella knowing she has to tell Rosalie what she is, what her family is, but being so fucking scared to do, since Rosalie don't exactly trust her;

-Bella takes Rosalie to her house a lot even before telling her the truth. Esme is so happy and cooks everything Rosalie likes (she makes Edward tells her);

-Rosalie would be really unconfortable around Edward, Jasper and Carlisle, but not with Emmett. At first she thought it was because he was Bella's twin (that was the story they were playing at the time), but she realized it was just because it was his goofy personality;

-The first person Rosalie would ever tell her history out loud would be Esme, because Esme tells her about her first husband;

-Bella would tell Rosalie about her being a vampire in the girl house. She wanted to do it somewhere she could feel safe, not stuck, and felt like she could just sent Bella away if she wanted;

-Rosalie would laught, roll her eyes, maybe throw a pillow at her;

-"Yeah, right. Very fun. You're not scaping from meeting my parents tomorow.";

-Freaking out when she realizes Bella is not joking. Bella just turned a rock into ashes in front of her. Not chill about it like Bella in the canon version;

-She would be really scared. Scared that Bella would hurt her, that she was only playing with her. Rosalie would sent her away;

-Days without talking. Absolute silence. Ignoring Bella or her brothers like a fucking ninja. Not even looking at the girl directions;

-Bella would be miserable. She would sit with Edward in his room and listen to his really sad songs and try her best to cry to get the sadness out;

-It could go for months, until Rosalie finally appears in her house after school;

-"If you ever hurt me, I'm out.";

-But Bella wouldn't ever do it. Never. Not even by accident, because she is so careful and delicated and loving with her mate that no harm could ever happen to her;

-Going on dates every week. If Bella gets the permission, she takes Rosalie to Seattle to enjoy a night out. But they mostly stay in Forks and do small things, like have dinner, walking in the forest, watching the sunset, going swimmimg at the lake nearby, playing piano, talking;

-Rosalie wouldn't say that she loves Bella at first, even if Bella told her that all the time. The first time she ever said that, she cried like a baby because she was so scared;

-The conversation of turning Rosalie would come a few days before graduation. Of course both have thought about it, but they never talked about it;

-Bella almost dies when Rosalie says she don't want to be a vampire. She likes being human, she will lost so many things if she get turned, she just can't;

-Rosalie wishes things were different. She dream about a life where Bella is human too, and they graduate, go to college, get married, find jobs, have three or four kids, buy a house somewhere nice and quiet, and became old together;

-Bella dreams about spending eternity with Rosalie. But she decides to take what she can;

-Bella would cut her connection with the Cullen's so they will be safe if the Volturi finds out about Rosalie and her;

-They go to college together. Every two months or so, they discuss Rosalie decision to remain human again. Bella understands her point, but she just can't live without Rose;

-After they graduate (Rosalie goes to engeneering, while Bella takes another degree in psicology), they buy an apartment in a small city next to Toronto;

-Rosalie is already 24, and they have been together for almost six years, when she whispers to Bella that she wants to be with her forever;

-But she asks for a few more time;

-Bella can wait;

-Rosalie is 26 when she's turned. She's absolutely sure of what she's doing, even if that means never have the family full of kids she always dreamed about;

-They live with the Denali's for a while. Rosalie and Tanya became best friends, and Bella and Kate are like lost sisters, so is really nice. They go skiing, build snow mans, make some snow balls wars, and have the best time;

-Until they go back to the Cullen's and Rosalie feels like she can have her family after all.

[writershapeholeonthedoor]

Edward: Want to go to dinner on friday?

Bella: Are you asking me out?

Edward: (smilling shily) Yes.

Bella: Is this for one of you sisters?

Edward: What?!

Bella: If is not... fuck off.

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Bella: So... wanna hear something?

Emmett: Is it kinky?

Bella: Maybe.

Emmett: Sweet! Tell me!

Bella: So last night was really warm, right? So I asked Rosalie to lie under the sheets with me, because you know you guys are like free air conditioning.

Emmett: Uuuuh... what did you guys did under the sheets?

Bella: Oh, she didn't agreed with me. She actually glared at me when I suggested. Then she ran to my kitchen and came back with two frozen peas packs.

Rosalie: You called me a eletrodomestic.

Bella: Yes, but from my heart.

[writershapeholeonthedoor]

So I got inspired by this and decided to do my own version of Lesbian Twilight. Let’s be honest here, Twilight should have been like that.

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Alice: She is the most amazing woman on the planet!

Esme: Wow, Alice, I'm so happy for you! When are we going to meet her?

Alice: She's right there in the corner, actually.

Esme: Who?

Alice: The one wearing the most ridiculous clothes the planet has ever saw. The planet must be confused if he like her or not.

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Tell me this isn’t Bella’s reaction when Edward take her to the woods to show his sparkling chest to her:

She is like literally thinking: Why can’t Rosalie be the one showing me this???