Jun 7
The First Episode of the Vampire Lestat is out today and we already get vampire pee. I feel so blessed
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The First Episode of the Vampire Lestat is out today and we already get vampire pee. I feel so blessed
I incorrectly originally thought it was Louis peeing but it is actually Lestat
Omovember Day 7: Monster Pee
From @linkspussy ‘s fantasy Omovember
Lestat was dying, not really, but he felt like he was. He really needed to pee, but he had to finish one more song on his set before there was a break when he could go back to his dressing room for a few minutes.
Lestat was shaking in his knees as he sped through his song. The audience would have just thought it was part of the act and not that he was dying for a pee.
The song finally ended and the stage lights went black. The vampire rockstar dashed backstage. He made his way down the hall until he reached a door labeled “The Vampire Lestat”. It was his dressing room and there was a single urinal in his dressing room for his personal convenience.
The urinal only had a small partition for privacy. It wasn’t really a problem since he was the only one in the dressing room. Lestat ran to it and pulled down the front of his latex pants. He let out a sigh as he released a stream of reddish-orange piss into the urinal.
“Lestat, do you have a kidney infection? Your piss is super bloody?” It was his band mate Tough Cookie, how did she get in here.
“As a vampire my pee always looks like this,” Lestat replied with an annoyed tone in his voice.
“So weren’t BSing about the Vampire thing,” Tough Cookie replied.
“No I wasn’t, mon ami,” Lestat replied as kept peeing. Peeing in front of a girl was awkward for the vampire, but he also knew that privacy is a rare thing when you were on tour. He had also seen his male band mates relive themselves in the shared facilities of dressing rooms and tour buses and it was nothing new.
Lestat felt so much better when he finally finished his pee, he pulled his latex pants back up. He flushed the urinal filled with his vampire piss and headed to the small sink to wash his hands. He had a show to continue.
Not me looking up The Vampire Lestat on Twitter to hopefully find the pee pic, but instead only found bad take after worse take. ..bruh
Because I am the unofficial Vampire omo blog (at least according to my most popular post lol) but here is a canon omo scene Involving Lestat from The Tale of the Body Theif