taking the slashers to the store
Bo Sinclair:
- boi does not give a flying fuck about anyone but himself.
- spends all the time in the auto section in the back of Wal-Mart.
- "bo you don't need oil. You need a whole new truck"🙄
- " what do you mean"?
- No air conditioner, constant leaks, broken mirrors, etc.
- his truck is literally one pot whole away from meeting the lord.
- literally the type of person who would Rip open a bag of cookies and eat it without paying for it. and then just throw the bag on the floor or put it on another shelf.
-"hey babe, dont this knife look cool?"
- eyes down a little kid like they're a disease.
- makes you carry everything. Because he's the type of motherfucker who be like "we don't need a cart, you have a set of hands that work perfectly".
- stingy as fuck with the money.
- " I ain't getting jonesy a dog brush. She can lick herself. Its nature."
- grimaced anytime a child cried.
- would literally confront the mother and tell her to do better with her child🙄 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vincent Sinclair:
- loves the arts and crafts center.
- hands full of yarn, paint, clay, crayons. Stuff is falling all over the floor.
- " Vince why didn't you get a cart!?"
-these damn Sinclair boys and their carts.
- gets everything and anything and throws it I the cart like this motherfucker gonna pay for it.
- garden center
- type of motherfucker to get a bunch of garden supplies and never use it.
- looks at all the knifes. Like bruh🙄
- very flinchy. Anytime a child cries or screams he flinches.
- hangs his head low anytime someone passes.
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Lester sinclair:
- pest control aisle.
- looking at all the raid and bug spray.
- "damn mosquiters, always biting meh damn face n' shit"
- ok then....
- LOOKS. AT. THE. KNIFES.
-"ain't this one cool?? Add it to my collection "
- type of motherfucker to pick his boogers and wipe it on his shirt or a shelf.
- tries to steal a woman's purse. 🙄
- Good luck trying to get this man to go into the hygiene aisle.
- would get a soda and drink it and then throw's the empty bottle into someone else's cart. And then walk away acting clueless when they look at him, like its a reality prank show.
- the woman ringing up everything feels uncomfortable because their getting stared down by Lester.
-"ok, your total is going to be $95.99"
-" damn, y/n. Your expensive "
- bruh🙄 your the one paying. And everything in the cart is his.
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Brahms :
- thinks hes better than everyone else in the facility.
- walks with a pep in his step. (Look at my lemon pepper steppers)
- doesn't make eye contact with anyone.
- literally throws shit across the store.
- just opens a box of food and eats it, getting crumb everywhere like a damn heathen.
- huffs and puffs when he's standing by your side in the makeup aisle.
- sees something cool *throws it in the cart*
- enjoys the garden center.
- Comes back with arms full of different baby plants.
-"Brahms, i-"
- the type of motherfucker you gotta keep an eye on. Cause he disappears fast.
- TOUCHES. EVERYTHING.
- DOESNT KEEP HIS HANDS OFF OF THINGS.
- gotta get him to keep his hands on the cart.
-anytime a child cries he would throw something at it 😂
- would bend down into a child's face and stare at it.
- "damn Brahms, let it breathe. Tf"
- he sees guinea pig food and then sprays rodent/pest control on it. 🙄
- "who the fuck wants rodents in their house" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thomas:
- confused that there's no human teeth/ organs in Wal-Mart.
- gets mason jars for pickling things.
- "there's no pig eyes here"
- OF COURSE THERE ISNT.
- tries to make a crying child smile. But ends up scaring it because he's a huge man.
- pickles eggs, pickles sausage, pork rines, pickled everything and anything.
- arts and crafts. Wants to make himself a new mask.
- dumbfounded by all the new technology.
- throws everything and anything in the cart.
- cooking aisle.
- brownies, cookies, cake, ice cream.
- Dude does not say excuse me. He just shoves people aside.
- " damn. Bitch say excuse me!!"
- just turns around and grunts in their face.
