#let's get

[oleredacted]

The party don't start till Mommy gets wine drunk

[achisraeli]

This is school tomorrow

Oh, yall wanted a twist, eh? C'mon last month of high school, let's get busy! 🤠🤠🤠

[dkettchen]

2013: “Give Elsa a girlfriend!”

2016: “Give Captain America a boyfriend!”

2017: “Give Loki literally anyone, boyfriend, girlfriend, we don’t even care, just let him have love please”

[growtiredofpublicvulnerability]

People going crazy over harry styles hair do not remember marcel I guess............

[emily-charles]

today was like any other day. there is always someone in love/in hate with me. what do you do? smile and brush it off in the most polite way that one can. this is the dumbing down of love/hate. you may be jaded down in anger/love. and if i tell you what will happen—will you listen? you’re still not famous and you haven’t struck it rich. underachieving ’cause no one is believing your tunnel vision... when i was a child, i wanted to be a rockstar. now that i’m an adult—i want to be a superhero. i want to save everyone. i must be dreaming. just like you. ;)

[hypnictwitch]

God: *made the pharaoh stubborn*

Pharaoh: Fuck you, Moses.

God: 

[spiffytrinket]

Gentle push

"Boy" is a gendered term, but "boi" is not.