Enhanced England Transcript
Civ 5 in 5 Mins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb_UE6p8FTM
Call me Elizabeth and set sail to destruction, and beware that OP mod might be in play - but it’s the hardest difficulty
Gold ’n Marble and fields of Wheat
Must enhance early England
Turn 19 - nothing out of the ordinary
Suddenly London’s not alone
Couldn’t let Morocco have Krakatoa
Head to the Sheep hill to get a great view
Volcanos are great photography subjects
Warwick will be at war before we know it
She’ll be even more upset if more Iron is claimed
Composing the bows - they aren’t long yet
But still provide protection
Gotta keep England learned!
Gotta… attack the French!
France looks to claim Canterbury but fails
Japan also has a beef - I wonder if it’s Kobe beef
The homeland is secure - and the French aren’t fighting
Well, they are fighting the Japanese
The naval warfare is necessary
It’s one of the best ways to experience Japan
Oxford is left defenceless while Canterbury is armed and dangerous
Did I mention this lady convinced me to attack China?
Something about taking Beijing!
Beijing fell - if only they had a Great Wall or somethin’
Beijing looks great in a different colour
And there’s still at least 5 turns left of battle
5 turns later - she gives up the goods!
So we move on to the purple people
Ships of the Line and Caravels work together too well
Not sure if we should continue to ravage or move on to another colour
Just clearing the way for more war
London is safe from the violence - it’s building a Stock Exchange!
The Austrian cities are formidable foes
You wouldn’t guess that looking at their navy
Better denounce the lady before moving-in
Operation Northern Lights Out commences
Need a melee unit to capture Salzburg - bad planning
Gotta give up the grudge for a few turns
Focus our attention on that purple desert paradise
OMG lady quit calling it’s over
Kinda attacking Byzantium while the French take notes
Light it on fire and boil water for tea!
Don’t mess with Elizabeth
Peace with one, war with another!
Sure glad China isn’t angry at the moment
Seems everyone wants to be Queen of England
Part of the peace-deal involved a trading of hats
Things were getting a little tense around Lyon
The last thing England needs is losing a city to China - goodbye wonders
Also Oxford was lost - we will avenge the Rhodes Scholars
Use these things for Culture - no Tourists wanted
Brave men battle for Beijing, the rest of the world watches
The ruins of a once-great city are lost in the sand
A Ship of the Line floats past what-once-was Nanjing
Wreak havoc on Morocco for they stole Oxford
England would prefer Beijing remain colonized
Seems we must fear the French - that’s unexpected
Old Nanjing and New Nanjing now have something in common
Both were razed to the ground by the English!
It seems our intimidation levels remain high
The sails are set for south
But Wu is willing to give-up!
Make a Great Wall of Ships o’ the Line to further annoy the neighbours
Actually the neighbours are all alright
Might as well shake things up!
The line-up heads to Austria
But war manifests in other areas
Defend the homeland and then figure out an offensive strategy
These Gatling Guns have ultra-range
Newcastle is base of operations for the fight against the French
But Beijing is lost - Wu re-claimed her tiles
Whoa, whoa, whoa, again, gifts from China
Newcastle is now Bluecastle and everyone’s speaking French
Introducing New Newcastle! It’ll be upgraded with a Citadel
Leaving China alone might be the best bet
Just factoring Factories while fighting isn’t fierce
Block the throughway when possible
China thrives with a third Nanjing
Gotta gear-up for the games
Game on with Austria again
Seems secure but no one can predict the future
Especially when there’s more war
May have let Byzantium have New Newcastle rather than lose it to France
Morocco’s armada drifts by
A lone Submarine waits to attack while the actual war goes on
At the end of the day, this crazy lady gave-up Uranium
Well, after the Hermitage is built
Long-lost Uranium might not need to be re-claimed anymore
So - there are two A-Bombs ready in London
Rocket Artillery keep our colony in check
Not really sure where to go except for space
There’s a lot of enemy army nearby ready to strike
Also no wonders have been built (except the Hubble)
So maybe a Kremlin is in order
Ignore the technological breakthroughs
It’s 1964 - just a model spaceship, nothing more
Must ensure the others can’t into space!
Rumour has it the aliens speak English
I wonder how many dialects
Hurry, there’s no time to spare
World relations are tense!
Need Particle Physics to finish the part
Wait, this thing still needs an engine!
Launching from London in 3, 2, 1
The craft didn’t explode! Victory!
Go *beep* yourself, Morocco!
Civ 5 in 5 Mins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb_UE6p8FTM
