omggggg the fake dating trope? teachers levi and y/n are the opposite of that. I LOVE IT WHEN a pairing keeps it keeps it hidden just for the sake of being professional and separating their work lives frm their private lives bc that would make them so soft and intimate behind closed doors and only for their eyes to see (and to possibly save the headaches of being asked unnecessary questions about their relationship) while ALSO almost everyone around them lose their minds from thinking they have a crush on each other and when deny the fact that they’re into each other, “it’s just so painfully obvious, they look stupid, it makes me laugh” when really, teachers levi and y/n are the ones clowning them like 😭😭😭 yeah it’s definitely funny on their end when they talk abt it like, “i ‘overheard’ a student saying mx. y/n likes someone in the math department,” “i don’t know, do i?” “i sure hope so.”
CRYINGGG you’re giving me too many ideas 😭 pleaseeee it would be so funny.
BUT think of the complete opposite of this oh my god. like a kid starts spreading rumours around that teacher y/n is dating a COMPLETELY different teacher because they tried to make it look like they weren’t dating levi
wait i literally have an unfinished scenario about this i just remembered 😭
it would be the funniest thing because levi would be like “okay i know we were keeping it a secret but literally what???”
“why’s everyone saying you and mike are a thing...?” you’ve been waiting for him to say something. he’s returned from his last class of the day but has sat silently deep in thought.
“who’s saying that?” you ask the question entertaining whatever it is he has to tell you.
you aren’t even looking in his direction you’re busy tinkering around with the spine of a book - it’s practically falling apart
“literally every single one of our students.”
“omg mr zacharias and y/n would look so cute together *kissing sounds*” he mimics what he’s heard earlier today and you stifle a giggle
“oh.” you squeak out realizing what it is your students were talking about
“...oh?” levi leans in waiting intently for an answer
an awkward chuckle escapes your lips and you place your book down onto the coffee table. “okay, i may have flirted with him a little so they could stop with the rumours about me and you. it looked like it bothered you-”
“i am going to kiss you on school grounds tomorrow.”
“huh??” you’re gawking mouth wide open because???
“i don’t enjoy it when they say i like you because that’s my private business but you know what i hate more?” he pauses waiting for you to fill in the blank space but your confused stare is enough to tell him you have no clue what it is he’s talking about.
giving up he fills the gap in for you. “i hate when they think you’re into someone else.”
“levi what i’ve gathered is that you hate the rumours but you also like them?”