#levi brainrot

[pompomlol]

levi is definitely the type of person where you’ll ask him to do something, he’ll roll his eyes and say “no” while proceeding to do what you asked of him.

[osorezanrevoir]

the crying baby in fort salta during the rumbling.

looks like his parents fall of the cliff being pushed around by people, but the baby survives. so when the battle of heaven and earth ends, there's a recently orphaned baby among the midst of people.

the alliance manages to get some way out of fort for the people in most critical condition to get medical attention. levi is badly injured. armin insists he goes, and amongst other injured people, also goes the baby. levi takes care of the kid the whole way - part of him just wants to feel useful considering his current physical limitations.

it's a mess to get paperwork sorted for survivors of the rumbling, so while all of that is taking place, levi is housed with the baby. he's just tsk this and tsk that and huffing and puffing because no one else in his lodge knows two shits about taking care of a baby. not that'd know any better, but at least he's not as hopeless. even when's reunited with the rest of the alliance a couple weeks later, the goddam brats are no help at all. he's all fine, whatever, i'll do it myself, i'll make sure the kid doesn't die.

once bureaucratic shit gets sorted, they come to take the kid away to an orphanag... unless of course levi wants to become his legal guardian while they figure out where the kid goes next. levi scoffs, he's kept the brat alive this long but becoming a legal guardian? nah, he doesn't have a single parental bone is his body, might as well let the kid go and get proper care. right?

but when he's passing the baby to this social worker the kid is inconsolably crying and keeps holding onto his shirt. levi has a flashback of kenny telling him he was abandoned because kenny didn't think he was fit to be a father, and how levi would have chosen an unfit parent over the pain and loneliness of abandonment 10x over and decides in that moment that fuck this shit, the kid is staying with me.

and then it's a matter of months before levi is submitting paperwork to adopt the brat

[aotsimp906]

Levi Brainrot - Kissing

Levi grabbing the collar of your shirt and pulling you in for a quick but passionate kiss. Levi kissing you slowly after pinning you to the wall. Levi humming softly as you both melt, sinking deeper and deeper. Levi's hand in your hair, holding you so carefully it's like you're made of glass. Levi kissing you after a mission, so grateful that you're alive.

[findmeinthefuturee]

dub haters are weak fr i’m out here on my knees listening to levis dub rn (this also goes for porco and reiner)

[envistetic]

MINORS DNI

Up at 3 in the morning just thinking about a poly w Levi and Erwin..fr they would be so teasing with you over text, sending you pictures of their bodies pressed close and their pretty cocks leaking and rubbing up against one another. Nd if you're away for family or business matters Erwin would always be happy to facetime you and let you please yourself while you watch him fuck Levi, the latter squirming and moaning and Erwin would grab his chin because he's moving too much and force him to face the camera, locking eyes with you while he gets pounded mercilessly and his babbling becomes background noise to yours and Erwin's praise 'nd dirty talk.

"Look them right in the eyes, Lev', you're here to please them too."

[pinkmirth]

— taking initiative with levi (nsfw)

pairing: levi ackerman x g/n reader

content warnings | nsfw/smut, handjob, blowjob, explicit language, gender neutral reader, minors dni!

— thinkin' about disturbing Levi in all his peace just to suck him off. You can surely see that he's trying to read his book, right? Every time you came around to bothering him, it was all self indulgent. You wanted his dick in your mouth, or whatever you'd said, because it just felt nice. Unsurprisingly, with the drop of his book that had never been more insignificant, Levi complies. He comes to realize that he may want this even more than you do, and simply can't bring himself to refuse.

Levi takes notice of your advances first thing, and he’s rather unamused. He knows well of what you're doing, but it's simply his nature to question everything. His thoughts will, as always, range and vary.

The hell are they on their knees for? If they aren’t gonna say what they want, they should just get up.

Though, your touch is all too graceful for him to stay so pessimistic. Actually, in given time, he grows restlessly indecent.

“—You’ve been looking at me for forever now.” seethes Levi, eyes tearing away from the numerous letters splayed along the page of his book. His gaze flits over to you, intentionally sharp and domineering.

You’re positioned right at his feet by the moment he looks down, resting your weight on your knees as he shifts around his own seat, a homey and brown club chair perched at the corner of the room.

You only smile in contrast to his glower, a sickeningly sweet one that makes his brows downturn and his lip curve into an involuntary scowl. You rest your chin upon Levi’s knee, one hand settling to lay on his thigh.

“Whaddya’ even want?” You merely eye him, pupils lustfully blown, “Speak, y’damn brat…”

“Your dick.” you openly admit. You swiftly catch him in the middle of cracking a tiny grin, so damn elusive. It isn’t easy to take notice of, but the subtle upturns of his lips is enough to know that he's consented to your obscene desires.

Levi then closes his book, setting it aside while slinking further down into his chair, in an attempt to give you more access. He slowly, invitingly raises his hips up in a thrust-like motion, nimble hands grabbing yours and placing it on his restrained cock. You can feel him, stiffening and twitching underneath the pads of your fingers, all for you.

The click of his teeth snaps you out of your lustful daze, your fingers growing eager and all too adventurous by traveling up towards the cold trail of his zipper.

“Go ahead.” By the moment he hums, the pants are being dragged off. Past his thick, firm thighs and toned calves, until his well-fitted slacks are pooled at his ankles.

You stroke him. Once, then twice, accompanied by a ‘shlick’ noise resounding. By the third flick of your wrist, he’s bucking against your palm, accompanied by a brief hiss and his head thrown back.

You lower your head, the tip grazing against your awaiting lips. He shamefully grunts when you begin to suck along the throbbing underside, just the way he likes it. Eyelids fall heavy over his obsidian eyes when he lolls his head back, easing into the plush chair with a punctuating groan.

“That’s right—” he spits a sharp and airy hiss, “Take what’s yours.”

[moemoemammon]

I remember seeing a tumblr post with Levi dressed in a maid costume as a female vtuber and Mammon just walked in LMFAO

FIND IT AND GIVE IT TO ME FOR MY COLLECTION PLS

[xokiddo]

i know i said i'm working on bloom & hammer but i started watching stranger things season 4 finally and all i can think about is levi playing d&d with the vets and doing a reader insert where she finds out he's in the hellfire club as adults and he's like embarrassed but also invites them to join the campaign

is this also inspired by the fact matthew mercer plays d&d? 100% yes and this means levi plays d&d i will fight for this headcanon