Simp Heaven

*A gothic Victorian mansion comes into view as various braziers roar to life, illuminating a woman carrying a candelbra. She holds it over one of the braziers until the wicks catch, then fixes you with a warm gaze.* "Welcome, traveler. You have done well to reach this place. Come inside, it's frigid out here." She/her - 17 yrs old - Gothic/Eldritch horror enthusiast.

[aotsimp906]

My Hood

Hey, cobrakin here. Just caught myself missing my hood. That thing was awesome, and a great intimidation factor. I miss rearing up while flaring my hood, watching as idiot humans run away in fright. I miss my hood, my fangs, my venom, my scales, everything. I want to be a cobra again.

[paulescalante]

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

[hhhhhorses]

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 💫

things that are meant to be will fall into place 💫

[jupitersmusings]

need some energy in my life

[aotsimp906]

Yeet

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[c0nnectingd0ts]

This is a Hail Mary

[aotsimp906]

I feel like scaring the shit out of someone.

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[retronotretro-deactivated202003]

I FOUND THE POST

[aotsimp906]

Fire scratches my brain the right way.

[tropical-starlight]

This is the second poll in the series im going to be doing

If you are a reptilian/amphibian alterhuman, what kind are you?

Serpent (snakes)

Testudine (turtles, tortoises, and terrapins)

Crocodilian (crocodiles, aligators, caimans, etc)

Lizard (includes geckos, monitors, chameleons, etc)

Salientia (frogs and toads)

Caudata (salamanders, newts, and axolotls)

Caecilian

a mythical/fictional reptile that dosent fit into the other categories

something else (please put it in the tags!)

Voting ended onSep 12, 2023

(please do not vote on this if you are not alterhuman) please reblog if you vote for a bigger sample size! poll one (mammals): 🐈 poll two (reptiles/amphibians): 🦎 (you are here) poll three (avians): 🦜 poll four (invertebrates) : 🐛 poll five (aquatic creatures): 🐟

[aotsimp906]

Dragon here. I also feel connected to snakes, especially cobras.

[aotsimp906]

Wolf Ambience

Wolves Howling In The Night

Nature sounds album with 15 tracks of various animal sounds, from pets and farm animals, to exotic beasts like lions and jaguars, monkeys an

Audio of wolves howling for all the wolfkin out there!

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[eclipxium]

[yogg-saron]

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

[yogg-saron]

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

[yogg-saron]

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

[wizardshark]

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[aotsimp906]

"You don't need a good talking-to. What you're in need of, boy, is to be taught a lesson." - Levi Ackerman

Been thinking about this quote for a concerning amount of time.

[shinobuscanonwife]

Can I please Ask for headcanons for Muzan with a RIDICULISLY loyal S/O? Like, They bow to him on every ocasion, refer to him as "My Lord" and even suggest They be his shield in case hashira attacks?

Also how would Muzan react if They just one day brought him Tanjiro's earrings just like "BTW, killed him lol"

(Sorry for bad grammar 😥)

Spoilers for season 2

Sometimes he thought you took it a bit far, like when you referred to him as "my lord" in public. "My lor-" "you don't have to call me that dear." One time he offered you his hand so he could hold hands with you and you bowed and kissed the top of his hand thinking he was motioning you to bow. "I wanted to hold your hand.." He sighed. "Oh, sorry," you said scrambling to your feet trying to take his hand.

When he expressed his frustration to you about a boy with Hanafuda earrings. He had killed upper 6 and he was worried he might actually be a threat. You mistook this for an order to kill him instead of him just venting about his frustrations. About an hour after he had told you about the boy you came back with the boy's earrings and gave them to Muzan. "Here you can rest easy now my lord" "Stop calling me that >:("

A lot of the lower and upper moons couldn't even tell you and Muzan were dating. You would bow like everyone else and even when you two were out together you would refer to him as "my lord" Or "master Muzan" While Muzan liked you respecting him he wanted the other demons to know that you belonged to him. So when talking about you he would always refer to you as "my precious" or "my beloved"

thank you for your request! have a nice day/night

[katanafoxdrawsthings-deactivate]

Enmu x Muzan

This is my first fic that I'm gonna post on here so pls no hate!

Description: (set after Mugen Train) A few months after Muzan saved Enmu from dying, Enmu has been wondering why Muzan had saved him and his master can see this downward spiral of anxiety so he decides to intervene by comforting him.

Includes: Fluff, Kissing, Eventual smut, Comforting, Enmu being an anxious wreck, Muzan not understanding his feelings, Eventual confession, Soft, Smuff, All characters are 18+

(Please don't kill me for writing smut!!)

Enmu watched as the sun set, his eyes heavy. The golden hues of light slowly faded to blue. He finally let the weight on his eyes shut them, which wasn't a good idea. This meant his thoughts would go wild. Thoughts he didn't want but they weren't thoughts he disagreed with. Which makes the situation worse...

Ever since his near death experience, he couldn't help but wonder why Muzan ever saved him. His master did not save Rui even though it was obvious Rui was his favourite.

So what made him special?

Why did Muzan save him even though he couldn't even devour a single human? Even though he couldn't kill the child with the hanafuda earings?

Why did did his master save someone as useless as him?

Why-

"Enmu?"

The voice of his master drove him to open his eyes and bow down before him.

"Oh!! M-master Muzan! I-I didn't see you there, please forgive my rudeness..."

The demon took a small peak at Muzan's reaction to be met by a look that his master has almost never shown.

Worry.

"There's... no need for that." He mumbled , turning his head away. "Come on, get up. Can you come with me?"

Enmu didn't know whether or not to let fear sink in as Muzan's voice was unusually quiet and soft. Although what he said incited fear into him, his master's voice made his head light.

Like he was floating ...

They continued to make their way down the corridor towards Muzan's office. Muzan stops in front of the foot just near the end of the corridor and pushes it open. Enmu hastily follows behind him. In his office, in the centre of the room, pressed up against the wall was a desk table and chair, one of the fancy, swivel chairs you see in movies or businesses. There was a another chair on the opposite side. A comfy looking couch is on the right of the foot and some small spider lillies in a small pot, placed upon an end table, is on the left of the door.

"Come in and sit down. No need to be shy..."

There it is again. The light headed feeling. His voice seemed to make Enmu's heart race to the point it kind of hurt. Despite the shakiness of his legs, he slowly moved towards the chair in front of the desk. He now sat face to face with his master.

"Um... Master-" Enmu started to ask the question of why he was here only to be interrupted by Muzan.

"Enmu. Sorry to interrupt you but I just wanted if something was... worrying you?" Again, he looked at Enmu with a genuine look of worry, which made Enmu's heart start to race again. Muzan rarely looked at anyone like that. Especially him... His master usually looked at him in disgust or anger. Which made Enmu wonder if something was wrong but, right now is his chance to ask the questions that have been running through his head for the last few months.

"Master, I... um... I've been thinking about a lot recently and I was just wondering..."

Enmu looks down at his hands to avoid the gaze of his master. He but his lip, starting to regret bringing it up until he looked up to make contact with a pair of really soft eyes, calling even. Enmu couldn't bring himself to look away, he had never seen Muzan make such a... calm face towards anyone. He finally opened his mouth and finished his sentence.

"Why did you save me?"

Muzan's eyes widen a bit and he opens his mouth as if he was going to say some thing but doesn't . Enmu just wanted to say that but now he has started, he can't stop and everything in his mind just spills out.

"Why did you save someone like me? I'm completely useless! Even with all the blood you gave me, I still couldn't do what you wanted! I couldn't kill a single person or that child with hanafuda earings let alone a Hashira! I... I-"

"Enmu!"

Enmu suddenly snapped back into reality to notice the years streaming down his face and realised that two hands were cupping his face. Hands that belonged to Muzan. Muzan gently presses his forehead against Enmu's and began to carress his cheek with his thumb, wiping away the tears.

"Enmu, you're not useless."

" But-" Enmu is cut off by him wrapping his arms around him, pushing his head into his chest, gently stroking Enmu's hair.

"Listen to me, Enmu. You are not useless. You aren't! And I need you to see that! You're... um... Agh! Sorry, I'm not really good at comforting people... " He slowly trails off his words, turning away and, in which Enmu noticed for the first time, his cheeks were tinted red, as if... He was blushing. Enmu could feel his heart pounding in his chest and it felt like if he didn't tell him how he felt, it would explode!

How much he adored Muzan...

How much he thought of him...

How much he dreamed of him...

How much his heart ached for him...

"I... think I like you..."

Emma's eyes widen in shock as the very words he was about to say... came from Muzan first! He buried his face into his chest.

"R -really?r

"It seems that way, I mean... I-I don't really understand these feelings..."

Muzan slowly walks around the desk to Enmu, pulling him close.

"Well, I mean... I had to ask Daki about it, about why my heart kept racing whenever I was around you or why I couldn't stop thinking about you... " Enmu was in complete shock. He never thought that all of his dreams of being with Muzan would ever come true. This was his chance to tell him... but he was so nervous...

"I like you, too..." Enmu felt best rush to his face as he whispered those word, which was barely audible . However, kick was on his side. He peeked to see that Muzan's face had gone bright red, which made Enmu blush more.

"Ah! You heard?!"

Enmu continued to freak out while Muzan, although he was silent, was a nervous wreck.

The room went silent.

Enmu felt Muzan gently push his lips against his. He had never felt so happy before. His master was kidding him. Everything he had ever dreamed of was happening. In an attempt to get closer, Enmu lifted himself into his tip-toes to push himself deeper into the kiss, his hands sliding through Muzan's hair. They break apart for a moment in order to catch their breath, gazing into each other's eyes. Muzan suddenly lifted Enmu onto the desk behind them, wrapping his arms around his back, pulling him into a second kiss. Muzan slowly locks Enmu's bottom lip, asking for entrance, in which he eagerly parts his lips, granting access for his master to slip his tongue into his mouth. Enmu gently moans in response, letting Muzan dominate him. He can feel a heat pooling in his stomach, slowly moving through to the rest of his body. Another moan slips out as Muzan pulls him closer. They pull apart once again for a breather but as Enmu is about to kiss Muzan again, he says something.

"Oh! Oh my, I didn't know that you were enjoying this that much!" Enmu tilts his head in confusion , his head felt really fuzzy and he just wanted Muzan to kiss him more. He noticed his master was looking down at something so he too looked down, to see he had gotten quite hard.

"Eek! Oh my God! I didn't - I - Ah! I'm sorry! "

Enmu quickly covered his face and closed his legs to hide it. Muzan laughed slightly and snuggled into his shoulder, slowly caressing his thigh.

"Now now, don't worry... If you wanna go that far, we can~❤" He gently whispered this into Enmu's ear, in a quite seductive manner. Enmu let out a stifled moan, his breathing starting to escalate.

"Ah~❤... Yes please~❤..."

Muzan tilted his head with a hum, telling Enmu he didn't here him and that he would have to repeat himself, which he did.

"Please... f-fuck me, master Muzan ~❤"

Enmu let out a choked moan as his master slid his hands under his shirt, gently rubbing his sensitive nipples. He pressed his hand against his mouth in hopes of stopping his moans, which wasn't successful. Muzan pulled his hands out from under his shirt and unzipped his tailcoat. He then moved to slowly undoing the buttons on his shirt. One by one, planting a kiss a Enmu's neck before each one. He unbuttoned the final one, pushing them slightly aside. Muzan then kisses his neck down to his chest, stopping to rest his head on his chest. He slid his hands down Enmu's hips to his trousers and began to slip them off.

"Ngh~❤ Y-yes, Muzan- I mean m-master Muzan~❤" Muzan have Enmu a soft, quick kiss, as he let Enmu's trousers fall to the floor. He moaned into the kiss as Muzan began to palm him through his boxers. Enmu threw his head back letting out a loud meal as Muzan teased his nipple with his tongue.

The remaining covering his bottom half drop to the floor. Enmu heard the clink of a belt and zip being undone. Muzan caresses his hips and nuzzles into his neck. Emma's face beats up as he feels something not press up against him.

"Ready, my sweet little daydream ~❤? "

Enmu eagerly nods, his breath heavy. Muzan pushes their lips together again as he slowly and gently enters the smaller, trembling demon under him. Enmu wraps his arms around his master's neck, small moans escaping from him as he feels his master's member stretch him out.

"A-ah~❤ M-master~❤"

Enmu pulled him closer, continuously begging his master to make him feel good. Muzan gives him a soft smile and pulls out slowly, pushing back into him, tucking Enmu's hair behind his ear. He then proceeds to carress his cheek, thrusting into Enmu and relishing in the moans and mewls that poured out of his mouth. A loud moan was drawn from Enmu as Muzan slammed back into him, slowing pulling out to do it again whilst pressing small kisses into his neck.

"I love you~❤"

Pleasure shot through his body as he heard the words he had always craved uttered by Muzan. And again. And again. As Muzan continued to carress Enmu with these three words, pleasure filled his mind and body, his body seemingly paralysed and trembling from pleasure. Gripping into the desk for dear life, more mewls were drawn from him as his master continued to praise him.

"I love you, Enmu~❤ You are so beautiful~❤"

Hearing those words were enough to almost tip him off the edge, heat pooling in his stomach, threatening to spill.

"Ah~❤! M-Muzan, don't - ngh~❤ - say something like that~❤"

Drool began to drip down his cheek and his eyes rolling the the back of his head. Enmu squeezed his eyes shut as Muzan but a sweet spot inside him.

"Aw, why not ~❤? I truly do think you are beautiful ~❤" His voice was oozing with desire and very seductive . And again, Enmu almost let everything spill out, throwing his head back letting out a moan loud enough to be heard from a mile away.

"Ngh~❤ O-oh my God~❤ I'm g-gonna~❤

He wasn't able to finish his sentence before Muzan had pounded him right in a sensitive spot, his sweet spot. Another help of pleasure as his swollen member began leaking even more precum. At this point, Enmu could no longer string a sentence together as he was so consumed by pleasure. The only thing he was able to choke out was when he was close.

"Ah ~❤! Master M-muzan ~❤! I - I - I'm c-cumming ~❤! " Muzan nodded, thrusting into his most sensitive spot, holding him close.

"Alright then, my sweetheart ~❤ Just let yourself cum ~❤" And then, that was it. That pushed him over the edge. He let out a loud mewl, releasing into his tummy.

" Good boy ~❤"

Those words then broke him. He can't remember how many times he came in a row from being called a 'good boy' but Enmu definitely remembered how good it felt.

Not long after his own massive orgasm, Muzan pumped him full of his own cum, holding Enmu's trembling body against his. Enmu was still in a hazy state of pleasure, he heard the voice of his master.

"I love you ~❤ So please, never think that you useless ever again, ok ~❤?"

" I... love you... too ~❤"

The End

Whew, that was a lot! I hope it was alright...

[ghosticalz]

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

[dontgetcaught256]

Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?

Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.

[roze-realm]

I’m imagining they stopped in the middle of a fight to have an entire conversation about what’s wrong with everyone.

They started with snotlout but no one is safe people the other doesn’t know get called out.

[krattgirl124]

I’m making a silly power point for a college event, I think you guys will like what I have so far

Am I putting in more effort than I should? Probably.