Guys I honestly have no idea what this is. But I found it funny. ⚠️ warnings : Crack fic, Crazy chemistry teacher Hange, Levi suffering, Teachers modern au.
Hange bounced around like a wound-up spring. “[Name], come onn it’s just a little sample.” You ran across the lab, convinced that the Chemistry teacher had officially lost their mind, chasing after you with a vial of their latest concoction. It was a pale blue liquid with suspicious bubbles.
“Just a little sniff, for Science!”
You nearly knock over a stack of notebooks as you ran for the sake of your nose and your appetite.
"Please Hange, I've got sandwiches for lunch and I want to eat them without throwing up." The last time they asked to smell one of their ‘experiments’, you ended up fainting right there on the floor of the Chemistry lab.
Hearing the commotion, Levi walked in, and you nearly collided into him. “Tch, watch where you’re going, brat” he said without looking up, until he saw that it was you, a teacher and not some rogue student running about. He then turned to see Hange with a wide manic grin holding up a test-tube.
“LEVII can you smell this for me, pretty please?”
“HELL NO”
He said, taking a step back as Hange walked closer. You rushed behind Levi, who took out a spray bottle and held it up like a weapon.
"Don't do it, four-eyes.."
"Do whaaat, shortie?~"
Hange lunged forward , causing the mystery blue liquid to spill.
Levi stood still, shooting a death-glare at Hange. The liquid dripped off his raven hair and onto his shirt, smelling oddly sweet and lemony. He half-expected it to turn him into a frog or make him grow wings but nothing happened.
Hange looked at him apologetically then laughed. "Relax shortie it was just some soda I mixed with food colouring, I thought it would be a cool drink for our staff potluck."
You couldn't help but let out a chuckle too. Levi's glare shifted to you, looking slightly betrayed. "You two better clean up this mess."