✉ YOLF
Dear Mr. Wilson,
I'm so sorry to have interrupted your date with my sister. However, I felt that the army of rogue ninjas was perhaps a tad more important than your love life.
Since I forced the two of you to spend the night dodging bullets with me, I'm writing you a conciliatory check. I expect these funds to be used on making my sister happy.
It was a fun time, though, wasn't it?
Warmest regards,N.
P.S. YOLF














