what can i say, i am talented 😌💅✨

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what can i say, i am talented 😌💅✨
new hc: childe heard the scary tales of a hot 9'6" milf vampire lady minding her own business and occasionally doing vampire stuff when he was a child and said he wanted to be like her when he grew up.
i feel like his parents would have told him about the tall vampire lady as those scary myth stories to make kids not to do certain things. i feel like the parents made her up without knowing that she actually existed but is now long gone (let’s pretend its has been decades since the ending of RE8). however knowing childe, he would have been too curious and its been said that he encountered smth that injured him so bad when he went out of Snezhnaya as a kid. we could pretend that creature was diffuse with the crystal of lady dimitrescu, bit childe and from then on, he began having two lives: one as Ajax the human and the other as Tartaglia the vampire.
i met a zhongli main last week and now, we’re kinda friends – he farms artifacts w/ me and helps me with Oceanid. but he’s sort of annoying in which he keeps calling me the wrong pronouns too bad for him tho cuz i’ve started liking it and telling me to build my character like chill dude there’s no rush. like the game isn’t even finished yet, i’ll probably be gone by then maybe
not me, dreaming about kaeya subtly flirting on me while knowing full well that it irritates a certain brother of his who has a crush on me
character teaser for eula: himedere/character w/ god complex
me: eh 🤷♀️
character demo for eula: dancing, tango steps, and tango-sounding background music
me, now who likes dancing, knows tango and slightly sensual moves: now this is some good fucking character
You know what... Forget Childe, I want you Mr. Baizhu 😍🥰💖
i just realized playing childe is like a breath of fresh air for a razor main of 4 months like me cuz his playstyle is very different from razor’s. he may still be weak in terms of dmg but he’s getting to an okay-ish dps level :D
GUYS I JUST REACHED RANK 8 AND I CAN EITHER PICK THE FLOATING ABODE OR THE COOL ISLAND
which should i pick? idk what’s good 😅